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Santa isn’t the only one carrying an oversized sack this Christmas!
Want to wish your not-so-loved ones a very hairy Christmas? Then consider getting them Cisco Adler’s Christmas balls! Surprisingly, the Whitestarr frontman’s low-hanging Xmas balls (the original can be viewed here/NSFW) aren’t selling well — in fact, they’ve already been returned by unhappy customers such as Mischa Barton and Kimberly Stewart — so look for them in the bargain bin at your local dive bar.
Illustration created by my holiday partner in crime (and those balls are a crime!), 14 at Gallery of the Absurd, after, I suspect, several bottles of cough syrup.
omg, i don’t know whether to throw up or laugh till i cry! i think i’ll do a little of both.
December 22nd, 2007 at 9:06 amI wonder what they smell like. I wonder if Candy can do a “Here’s what his balls / her vajayjay smells like” weekly bit.
December 22nd, 2007 at 9:28 amGod that’s gross! LOL!!
December 22nd, 2007 at 9:47 amOh Mid,
December 22nd, 2007 at 12:40 pmI hate to entertain such an idea but I can’t resist. His balls will smell like whatever they’re dragging in!
holding my breath,
Vern
ohhh barf! That is so not sexy.
December 22nd, 2007 at 12:59 pmThat is freaking hilarious!!! Leave it to 14 to come up with something like that. Sweet Jesus that is FUNNY.
Midevil, I think they’d smell like corn-dogs and Drakkar Noir.
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:28 amJenn F,
Yeeesh.
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:38 amgive the guy a break, ladies. when it comes to his frank and beans or his meat and potatoes he has an extra portion of bean or helping of potatoes.
but it does remind me of this song.
December 23rd, 2007 at 8:15 amhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5v4Tqkuv3U
Damn, I bet you can’t sneak and have doggie style sex with him in your parents house with all the ball slapping sounds he’d produce. My mom would think we were turning the lights on and off.
December 23rd, 2007 at 1:01 pm*screaming at the image Tellin Ya produced*
December 23rd, 2007 at 7:34 pmOh Good Lawd! Is there anything to be said about men with HUGE testicles, or should we just start making fun of Kim and Mischa cuz you know those balls were slapping the vagina!!!!
Its just wrong I tell ya. He should be arrested!!! LOL!!!
>>>>> running to vomit
December 27th, 2007 at 1:11 pm