Amy Winehouse Singing Snow Globe Recalled Due to Constant Malfunction
LONDON — - The U.K. Department for Business, Enterprise and Regulatory Reform and Amy Winehouse’s parents today announced an involuntary recall of one of the worst celebrity-endorsed holiday gifts in history: the singing Amy Winehouse Snow Globe. Despite initial high demand from music fans and celebrities such as Pete Doherty, who was spotted trying to break open a Snow Globe, the product’s constant malfunctions have prompted an onslaught of returns to stores and an immediate recall.
The snow globe has a number of defects. The more snow it inhales, the more magnified they become, including: slurring the words to “White Christmas”; spitting and swearing at onlookers; forgetting its shirt; and failing to perform altogether, even when wound up.
Amy’s parents demand that consumers stop purchasing the recalled product immediately — and are more than happy to talk to any and all media outlets about their “devastation” over the product’s malfunctions.
Snow globe concept cooked up by 14 and Candy over many full glasses of Pinot Noir
If Mr. Kink-Aid had thoughtfully included a prison in his holiday village for Blaaaaaaaaakeee I bet Amy would have performed at least SOME of the time.
December 23rd, 2007 at 8:10 amIs it just me or does Thomas Kink-Aid look like
December 23rd, 2007 at 9:05 amCharlie Sheen w a pedophile ’stache?
Brilliant! Only you two could poke fun at Amy Winehouse and Thomas Kincaid at the same time and have it make sense and skewer them at the same time!
December 23rd, 2007 at 11:58 amIs it just me cuz I own a Thomas Kinkade painting , I own every album Amy has every made and to be honest, I was hoping I could get my hands on one of those snow globes.
December 23rd, 2007 at 12:46 pmhaha Vern– true enough. Maybe they can fix the defects by putting Amy and Blake in a snow globe with his-and-hers jail cells… and an officer in the corner, searching her beehive for contraband.
December 23rd, 2007 at 1:44 pmOh I love it Javelin-I imagine the officer popping in and out of her hair like a cuckoo clock!
December 23rd, 2007 at 2:45 pmI never heard of this Kinkade dude so I had to look him up. Man, I feel like I’m in school.
December 23rd, 2007 at 2:46 pmCandy and 14: thank you for this
very funny piece. It made me
laugh out loud, which few things
do.
Best wishes of this Winter Solstice/
Holiday season to both of you, and
to all the Holy Rollers.
Peace.
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:13 pmeven she is a great singer,but she is ~~i dislike her,someone saw her profile with hot photos on “WealthyKiss.com” a joke made by someone? but who cares. It’s said Charlie Sheen has found his perfect match there.
December 23rd, 2007 at 9:02 pm