What I Think His Breath Smells Like

Dec 24, 2007 | Tags:

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Ginger snaps, pipe tobacco, mothballs and Mrs. Claus

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  1. helltotheno says:

  2. midevil says:

    And what does Mrs. Claus taste like?

  3. Aine says:

    Mrs claus smells like alcohol induced kisses under the mistletoe and christmas ham.
    I’m guessing anyway

  4. Aine says:

    scuse-mrs clause tastes like that i meant

  5. midevil says:

    Hmmm, sounds about right, with a bit of nutmeg thrown in, eh…

  6. kathleen says:

    and maybe a CANDY(!)cane or two.

    hohoho, candy! :)

  7. Vern says:

    O.K. It’s after Christmas and I don’t have to be good anymore-I got my chocolate! I’m SO glad you didn’t say: Santy smells like Rudolph!

  8. Bee Hind says:

    Christmas cookies, Old Spice, and brandy.

  9. midevil says:

    Holy crap, Santa was doing Rudolph??? I am SO glad I didn’t find out before Xmas!

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