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Lindsay Lohan, who gets more action than a Nevada hooker on roller skates, was spotted gettin’ busy with three different guys within 24 hours while in Italy to receive her much-deserved “contribution to cinema” award.
First up: Waiter Alessandro Di Nunzio, with whom Lindsay swapped numbers and spittle. The following day, Lindsay was caught making out with older actor Eduardo Costa who, according to the colorful writers of the Daily Mail, “looked like the cat who got the cream after his passionate embrace with the young star.” Hmmm… sounds like the pussy and cream analogy should be reversed. And, finally, she was seen hooking up with another Italian actor, Dario Faiella.
Wow. That’s impressive!
That girl’s vagina is like a clown car — with an endless line of jokers emerging from it.
A nevada hooker on rollerskates! Comparing her cooch with a clown car! Holy shit, Candy, you’re cracking me up! You are so funny.
December 31st, 2007 at 11:50 am - ReplyLiLo needs some serious help. She has switched from drug/alcohol addiction to sex addiction. Both can be deadly!
December 31st, 2007 at 1:30 pm - ReplyShe’s a modern day Liz Taylor!
December 31st, 2007 at 6:50 pm - Reply(Except that she doesn’t marry the guys.)
I’ve figured it out! Her contribution to “the cinema” is all the ahem, “services” her clown car performs in the back of the theatre!
January 1st, 2008 at 11:30 am - ReplyIf Linds had as many dicks sticking outta her as she did stuck in her shed be a porcupine…
January 1st, 2008 at 11:47 am - ReplyJill-
January 1st, 2008 at 12:12 pm - ReplyLovely! She’d be a “Prick-u-pine”
Does she have a permit for that hot dog stand?
January 1st, 2008 at 2:28 pm - Replyhahaha candy… a hooker on rollerskates, that’s hilarious…would make a great photoshoot theme for her.
January 1st, 2008 at 6:00 pm - Replyhah candy..i freakin agree lohan is def. a nasty whore…i hope she ends up with a freakin diease.
January 2nd, 2008 at 12:22 am - Replyclown car!!! hilarious check out my new reality show… http://www.myspace.com/pialovejd
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:23 pm - Reply