Britney Spears Spends More Time in Subway Restroom Than Deposition

Jan 3, 2008 | Tags:

How can it be that after traveling from Rio — with layovers in Sao Paulo and Miami — to L.A. for 24 hours straight, that I return home and it’s like no time has passed at all? Didn’t I just post similar news about Britney not too long ago? Either I’m delirious from sitting on those darn planes, or some things will never change…

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Britney Spears, whose lawyers have asked the court to be relieved as her representation (just as her first attorney did in September), was almost a no-show for her rescheduled deposition with Kevin Federline’s attorney (just as she was a no-show for a bunch of other scheduled ones), but finally showed up an hour-and-a-half late — in a backless hot pink hooker dress, of course — and then inexplicably left 14 minutes later.

I don’t understand why it lasted 14 minutes? It only takes three seconds to say, “Keep ‘em” and head back to KFC.

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    1. Paula says:

      She is so ugly and gross. And the faces she makes does not help her. No amount of money in the world can make her beautiful. I’ve always said she is just and ugly person.

    2. Deezee says:

      @ PAULA:
      Now You know when she first came on the scene, she was beautiful and had a banging body, but the drugs, rehab, kids, and KFraud all have hurted her appearance, not to mention the trailor trash is in her blood, oh well I guess she IS ugly and disgusting after all.

    3. tellin ya what I know says:

      She left after 15 mins. of getting there cuz she was 1hr. 45mins. late for a scheduled 2hr. deposition. K-Feds attorneys kept to the schedule and ended questioning at the set time.
      Brit is going through too much. She is just a person whose every move is being documented.
      Not fun! Also, she is far from ugly. Only jealous people say things like that about others.

    4. Wawa says:

      Britney’s lack of caring for her children makes her ugly on the inside. I have no sympany for her anymore. She makes her own problems.

    5. Jenn F. says:

      I second what Wawa says!

    6. Mitsu says:

      Actually, I think she IS rather ugly. That “you’re just jealous” thing is a common fallacy in these comments. To me it’s the sure sign of a delusional mind desperately trying to cling onto a dream. How do you know I’m not more attractive than she is? My boyfriend certainly thinks I am. My eyes aren’t on the side of my head, that’s for damn sure! not everybody who writes comments on the Internet is an overweight sack of dough you know. But it’s not really about me, I’m just trying to make a point here.

    7. Beehive says:

      aaaaaa sooooooooo , I’ma shjust tryeenn tao maka aaaaa poinnnn….Whatever “Mitsu”.

    8. midevil says:

      …just moments before it all came tumbling down…

      I am not a fan of Titney, nor do I like her music–but I hope she gets the help she needs now. It’s what happens when your mother turns you into T&A as a minor.

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