Pieces of Candy: Thursday Edition

Jan 3, 2008 | Tags:

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Gallery of the Absurd tackles Paris Hilton’s wine in a can ad. She looks just as appealing as her beverage! [GOTA]

Hugh Jackman puts the “MMMM” in DILF. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Nicole Richie saw the doctor after growing “light-headed and dizzy” over the holidays.  The doc likely suggested eating a full meal. [Celebrity Smack]

Congratulations to Vivica A. Fox for having the first sex tape scandal of ‘08! [POTP]

Paris Hilton cozies up to Larry Birkhead. Of course, she cozies up to any… head. [Ayyyy!]

Vanessa Hudgens discusses her naked picture scandal, revealing that her mom responded by shrugging, “Well, everyone can be naked if they want to.”  Words to live by, kids.  [Gabby Babble]

Britney Spears allegedly tells Jamie Lynn to give up her baby.  Step one:  Party every night.  Step two:  Skip custody depositions… [popbytes]

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  1. big joe says:

    as a hetero dude, i am comfortable in saying that i think hugh jackman is a hot dude. he and gerard butler are the true big hunks out there. not brad pitt and the rest of the ocean 13 crew. i don’t know why these guys aren’t as popular.

  2. tellin ya what I know says:

    Viv A. Fox has a drinking problem. Even us regular folk have to keep our guard up against cameras these days. I made a sex tape once a decade ago with some “shlub” and to this day I’m shaking when I go to “you tube”. Don’t be stupid people!

  3. Zip says:

    Hey!! How dare you call me “some shlub!!!” I have feelings too.

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