Reese Witherspoon Will Not Fake Sexy Time with Vince Vaughn

Jan 3, 2008 | Tags:

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Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon — who have reportedly been clashing on the set of their new movie, Four Christmases, because of Reese’s hard work ethic and Vince’s laid-back, hungover ways — are apparently facing yet another speed bump: Reese doesn’t want to have sex with Vince. Not even pretend sex.

“Reese has an issue with the scripted love scene,” an on-set source tells Page Six. The sex scene is written as a funny, American Pie-style romp, but “Reese is such a prude, she thinks it’s just too much.”

An “American Pie-style romp”…? Given what Jason Biggs did to that apple pie, and what Vince is doing to that ice cream cone, I can’t blame Reese for being wary. Respectable actresses like Reese shouldn’t have to risk having her pastries decimated or, worse yet, getting her entire head Hoovered like that poor, helpless scoop of Häagen-Dazs Vanilla Bean. Sounds more like a job for Shannon Elizabeth or Tara Reid.

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  1. tellin ya what I know says:

    Vince is adorable and masculine. Guess Reese would rather be with a guy who kisses other guys,aka Gyllenhal. Won’t be long until she just doesn’t like guys at all.

  2. Wawa says:

    Vince Vaughn has become disgusting. He always looks like he smells really bad.

  3. DL says:

    Ewwwwwwwwwwww! Do not want!

  4. jenn says:

    He looks like my schleppy neighbour, not a movie ’star’. I don’t blame Reese for not wanting a piece of that.

  5. big joe says:

    tellin ya what I know, you know what i know and it’s spot on. after gyllenhal she’ll go out with zac effron then she’ll go the kd lang route then ellen, then
    portia de rossi, then a female zac effron( which will look identical to the male version)

  6. Jenn F. says:

    “Guess Reese would rather be with a guy who kisses other guys,aka Gyllenhal.”

    Could there be a straight man more comfortable with his sexuality, than one who would take on a role like Brokeback Mountain?

  7. midevil says:

    Vince Vaughn is gross. No thanks. If I need a fuck that bad, I’ll go hook up with one of the local men who lives the double standard that men can let themselves go while women have to watch every gram they eat.

  8. martini lover says:

    Here, here, midevil! God forbid if an actress let herself go like Vince has. The only employment she’d be able to get is as the “funny chubby sidekick” or a Jenny Craig spokesperson.

  9. Paige says:

    He plays the same role in every movie.

  10. Mr. Peepers says:

    Wow! This website censors! Not cool at all.

  11. Vern says:

    It’s the “Anniston Effect”
    Since men can’t have babies they have to find other means of “compensating.” Brad ADOPTS kids by the boatload and Vince looks like he’s going to HAVE a boatload of kids!

  12. jenn says:

    Hey - did you notice the book behind him ‘So Big!’ heh heh

  13. Karen says:

    This is such PR BS. Reese is a producer in this thing. If she signed for this movie without reading the script, she is dumb as dirt. I find it interesting that this little tidbit was dropped to Page Six on the very day that filming resumed after the holiday hiatus. And as for Reese being a prude- did you guys see her in Cruel Intentions…Not a prude at all. If I recall isn’t that the movie where she got knocked up by Ryan before they were married. I say, run Vince, run.

  14. midevil says:

    Yeah, that’s right. Hollyrude is a stage, isn’t it? Good point, Karen.

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