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	<title>Comments on: Hannah Montana Tickets Inspire Faked Death, Stellar Role Model</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name.</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:22:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/04/hannah-montana-tickets-inspire-faked-death-stellar-role-model/#comment-5844</link>
		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 17:29:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wait a minute!
The prize included a "make over."
Was that intended for the kid or for the mom?  Cos if it's for the mom I still think she should get it(though I haven't seen the kid and maybe mom lets her draw on her own brows)
just for the sake of humanity.

p.s. what really happened to dad?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wait a minute!<br />
The prize included a &#8220;make over.&#8221;<br />
Was that intended for the kid or for the mom?  Cos if it&#8217;s for the mom I still think she should get it(though I haven&#8217;t seen the kid and maybe mom lets her draw on her own brows)<br />
just for the sake of humanity.</p>
<p>p.s. what really happened to dad?</p>
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		<title>By: Bee Hind</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/04/hannah-montana-tickets-inspire-faked-death-stellar-role-model/#comment-5845</link>
		<dc:creator>Bee Hind</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 17:20:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It was an essay contest Priscilla.
Not fiction.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was an essay contest Priscilla.<br />
Not fiction.</p>
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		<title>By: Jenn F.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/04/hannah-montana-tickets-inspire-faked-death-stellar-role-model/#comment-5843</link>
		<dc:creator>Jenn F.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 02:49:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh man, I started laughing out loud as soon as I saw those "eyebrows". It looks like she used the same magic marker to outline her lips. Somebody needs a lesson in make-up &lt;i&gt;and&lt;/i&gt; decency.

And seagull wings? Shit, you're killing me here, Michael.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh man, I started laughing out loud as soon as I saw those &#8220;eyebrows&#8221;. It looks like she used the same magic marker to outline her lips. Somebody needs a lesson in make-up <i>and</i> decency.</p>
<p>And seagull wings? Shit, you&#8217;re killing me here, Michael.</p>
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		<title>By: jenner</title>
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		<dc:creator>jenner</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 01:53:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>omfg Michael C.....I won't recover from that one *dying* LOL</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>omfg Michael C&#8230;..I won&#8217;t recover from that one *dying* LOL</p>
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		<title>By: Michael C</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/04/hannah-montana-tickets-inspire-faked-death-stellar-role-model/#comment-5841</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael C</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 01:42:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She should have drawn on 'sorry and sad' eyebrows.

Instead she went with plain seagull wings. tsk tsk</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She should have drawn on &#8217;sorry and sad&#8217; eyebrows.</p>
<p>Instead she went with plain seagull wings. tsk tsk</p>
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		<title>By: martini lover</title>
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		<dc:creator>martini lover</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 00:41:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>old news?  the woman just apologized this morning.  she should also apologize to her face for ruining it with those hideous eyebrows.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>old news?  the woman just apologized this morning.  she should also apologize to her face for ruining it with those hideous eyebrows.</p>
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		<title>By: afurrica</title>
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		<dc:creator>afurrica</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 00:34:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My favorite part of that story was how she said she didn't mean to mislead anybody.

Um.  Yes.  Yes, you did.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My favorite part of that story was how she said she didn&#8217;t mean to mislead anybody.</p>
<p>Um.  Yes.  Yes, you did.</p>
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		<title>By: Zeno</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zeno</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 00:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>this is old news</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is old news</p>
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		<title>By: Wordfiend</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/04/hannah-montana-tickets-inspire-faked-death-stellar-role-model/#comment-5837</link>
		<dc:creator>Wordfiend</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 00:09:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The eyebrows look like they could get up and walk away without her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The eyebrows look like they could get up and walk away without her.</p>
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		<title>By: Aine</title>
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		<dc:creator>Aine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 23:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pfft. I know how she got those happenin' brows. She used a sharpie in "sienna brown" to achieve it. Ain't that something?
Her lips she used "Dusky Rose"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pfft. I know how she got those happenin&#8217; brows. She used a sharpie in &#8220;sienna brown&#8221; to achieve it. Ain&#8217;t that something?<br />
Her lips she used &#8220;Dusky Rose&#8221;</p>
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