Britney Spears is Out of the Hospital?!

Jan 5, 2008 | Tags:

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Britney Spears, who was supposed to be in 72-hour psychiatric lockdown and then checking herself into extended inpatient psychiatric care, has already been released from the hospital, reports The Insider and Entertainment Tonight.

Britney was apparently released this morning via an underground tunnel (that Tom Cruise likely had built in case of a Xenu attack).  TMZ reports that she was demanding to leave, screaming at the staff, and would not lie or sit still.  And it gets even more bizarre: Dr. Phil was seen visiting Britney prior to her release — and, after he spewed some nonsense such as “You’re only lonely if you’re not there for you,” the hospital decided that “she was not a danger” and there was no reason to hold her any longer.

Which means Britney’s on the loose in my city! That explains all those alarms going off outside. Pardon me while I go hide, er… I mean, hang out under my bed for a while.

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    1. midevil says:

    2. Aine says:

      What?! Not in danger?! The woman had a psychotic break down!

    3. midevil says:

      Aine, I get those “episodes” all the time–it’s nothing, really.

    4. Jenn F. says:

    5. Aine says:

      Oh, ok midevil. Then I guess its all good, lol.

    6. midevil says:

      Totally. You think you can come watch the kids while I go out for a “smoke?” I’m feelin’ a little tense lately.

    7. Bee Hind says:

      Well I guess ol’ Brit-Brit knows better than the hospital staff.

    8. Bee Hind says:

      Oh, and way to go- Dr.”How’s That Workin’ For You” Phil.
      If you can weasel Britney into appearing on your show the ratings will go through the roof. Genius. And she can get the attention she so craves!

      Seriously, this girl needs to go some place where she can get help, and she needs to STAY THERE.

    9. Zip says:

      It is the aniversary of the death of Britney’s aunt. It seems that her latest mental breakdown is related to her attempting to emotionally deal with the aniversary and the tragedy therein.

    10. Michael C says:

      Was the Dr Phil reference a joke, or did he really go in to help Brit?

    11. midevil says:

      He was there alright. No joke.

    12. midevil says:

      Does anyone else think it all started when she had to kiss Madonna on stage?

    13. mo says:

      I hate to say it but I give her 6 months before they find her face down in her own vomit.

    14. shy says:

      she looks like a little girl in this picture~~so cute~~she’s really sexy and stunning. I’ve seen her picutes on a profile on a internet luxury dating site”WealthyKiss.com”for millionaires and celebrities, is it really her. I ‘ve tried to send an email. I am not sure, but I heard that charlie sheen appeared on that site and dated a very pretty girl there. Just have a try, hehe….

    15. A. Noyed says:

      Shy-
      Why don’t you go to WealthyKissDotCom and stay there.
      You may also want to spend some time with Dictionary.com and learn the proper spelling of ‘picture’.
      BTW, no one gives a shit about Charlie Sheen.

    16. Holy Terror says:

    17. kortnie says:

      Nobody gives a shit about Creepy Sheen unless you are a Real Doll, and then you are running for your fake life.

    18. whoopsie says:

      That wasn’t supposed to be kortnie! my bad

    19. Vern says:

      Either way Whoopsie, it was many funnys!

    20. midevil says:

      That’s what Creepy Sheen said, with that glint in his eye, after his Real Doll began to die…

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