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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were among the guests who took advantage of the free food and drinks — and, oh yeah, supported their fellow actors — at tonight’s Critics’ Choice Awards. With no picket lines in sight, stars were free to enjoy the par-tay.
Who the hell cares about these awards, you’re wondering? Well, turns out, the CCA (as those in “the know” call them… okay, only I do) have a decent track record as an Oscar predictor. In the past 12 years, half of the acting and best picture winners have gone on to claim Oscar glory, along with 75 percent of the directing winners.
Some of the winners: Daniel Day-Lewis won best actor for his role as an oilman in There Will Be Blood; Julie Christie won best actress for playing an Alzheimer’s victim in Away From Her; No Country for Old Men won best picture; Hairspray won best acting ensemble; and my favorite movie of the year, Juno, won for best writer and comedy.
Meanwhile, Angelina should have won an award for that cleavage. Day-um! How do her toothpick legs support such ample milk wagons? That’s got to throw one off-balance.
The movie for which Julie Christie won an award is “Away FROM Her” - not “with.”
January 7th, 2008 at 9:49 pmWow, you ARE a word fiend! That’s what I get for copying Reuters. Bastards.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:57 pmThe Critic’s Choice Awards may well be the ONLY game in town, now that the Golden Globes have been canceled.
January 7th, 2008 at 11:12 pm“Away With Her” was the hardcore porn version of that movie.
January 8th, 2008 at 2:58 amI know I’ll be taken to take for this, but that isn’t the number of adoptions tattooed in roman numerals, is it? Adoption is a good idea, especially when there are a lot of unwanted kids being born in the world, and in that there hollyworld.
January 8th, 2008 at 4:03 amoops i meant taken to task, but it’s not too late for me to learn to spell.
January 8th, 2008 at 4:03 amIs Amy Winehouse in this photo set? I still don’t know who she is. lol
January 8th, 2008 at 4:07 amI will not miss any awards shows - have not watched them in years and years anyways. Poor Hollyweirdos will just have to find some other way to validate themselves
January 8th, 2008 at 5:35 amIs this an old photo? Angie doesn’t look so scrawny. Maybe she CAN hold up the girls!
January 8th, 2008 at 5:41 amI think at this point in time, Angelina’s probably relying on a good ol’ Victoria’s Secret bra with cleavage enhancing padding.
January 8th, 2008 at 6:14 amHow does Katie Holmes do it? She sold her soul. She was never that how before. I need her make-up artisit..STAT!
January 8th, 2008 at 9:01 amangelina’s like, don’t you dare scratch my skin with those chin pubes.
January 8th, 2008 at 12:45 pmBut he can scratch my face with those chin pubes any old day! PLEASE.
January 8th, 2008 at 1:25 pm