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	<title>Comments on: Yet Another Awards Show, Er&#8230; I Mean, the Critics&#8217; Choice Awards!  Woo-hoo!</title>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:18:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: omj</title>
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		<dc:creator>omj</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 21:25:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>But he can scratch my face with those chin pubes any old day! PLEASE.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But he can scratch my face with those chin pubes any old day! PLEASE.</p>
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		<title>By: martini lover</title>
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		<dc:creator>martini lover</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 20:45:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>angelina's like, don't you dare scratch my skin with those chin pubes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>angelina&#8217;s like, don&#8217;t you dare scratch my skin with those chin pubes.</p>
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		<title>By: bv</title>
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		<dc:creator>bv</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 17:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How does Katie Holmes do it?  She sold her soul.  She was never that how before.  I need her make-up artisit..STAT!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How does Katie Holmes do it?  She sold her soul.  She was never that how before.  I need her make-up artisit..STAT!</p>
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		<title>By: Jenn F.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jenn F.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:14:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think at this point in time, Angelina's probably relying on a good ol' Victoria's Secret bra with cleavage enhancing padding.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think at this point in time, Angelina&#8217;s probably relying on a good ol&#8217; Victoria&#8217;s Secret bra with cleavage enhancing padding.</p>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
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		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 13:41:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is this an old photo? Angie doesn't look so scrawny. Maybe she CAN hold up the girls!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is this an old photo? Angie doesn&#8217;t look so scrawny. Maybe she CAN hold up the girls!</p>
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		<title>By: Suzanne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Suzanne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 13:35:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I will not miss any awards shows - have not watched them in years and years anyways.  Poor Hollyweirdos will just have to find some other way to validate themselves</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I will not miss any awards shows - have not watched them in years and years anyways.  Poor Hollyweirdos will just have to find some other way to validate themselves</p>
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		<title>By: scott</title>
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		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:07:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is Amy Winehouse in this photo set?  I still don't know who she is.  lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is Amy Winehouse in this photo set?  I still don&#8217;t know who she is.  lol</p>
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		<title>By: scott</title>
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		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:03:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oops i meant taken to task, but it's not too late for me to learn to spell.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oops i meant taken to task, but it&#8217;s not too late for me to learn to spell.</p>
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		<title>By: scott</title>
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		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:03:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I know I'll be taken to take for this, but that isn't the number of adoptions tattooed in roman numerals, is it?    Adoption is a good idea, especially when there are a lot of unwanted kids being born in the world, and in that there hollyworld.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know I&#8217;ll be taken to take for this, but that isn&#8217;t the number of adoptions tattooed in roman numerals, is it?    Adoption is a good idea, especially when there are a lot of unwanted kids being born in the world, and in that there hollyworld.</p>
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		<title>By: Zip</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 10:58:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Away With Her" was the hardcore porn version of that movie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Away With Her&#8221; was the hardcore porn version of that movie.</p>
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