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There are some things you can just count on every morning: the sun rising; morning breath; and, of course, more mind-boggling Britney Spears news (and pictures)…
Britney continued to unleash her special brand of crazy on Los Angeles last night, driving around without her lights on and getting a flat tire — which prompted her to just abandon her white Mercerdes (which got impounded) and jump into the car of paparazzo Fabricio Mariotto (a new love interest, perhaps?). Never content with a quiet, paparazzi-free night at home, Britney summoned her assistant to take her to the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills. Within minutes, she left and headed to the Peninsula Hotel.
Adding loopy to insane, Entertainment Tonight also reports that Brit spoke in a British accent during her stay at the hospital over the weekend. Naturally.
A British accent…? Why, it’s just a matter of time before she’s doing Shakespeare! A regular Ophelia, she is.
…bra?
I’m sorry, Candy–what were you saying?
January 8th, 2008 at 10:11 amRemember when everyone thought Christina was the slutty one?
January 8th, 2008 at 10:25 amDear Titney,
January 8th, 2008 at 10:28 amIf you’re going to roam the streets with nothing but your underclothes on .. at least make sure your underclothes are ON!
Thank you for your cooperation,
Grossed out in Phoenix
she really needs to show more skin.
January 8th, 2008 at 12:43 pmI’m surprised she even wears a shirt anymore.
January 8th, 2008 at 12:48 pm* still laughing at Mid’s comment *
When I scrolled down on this picture, my mouth just dropped open.
I cannot.
Freaking well.
Believe.
What I’m seeing.
Bitchy, Christina used to be the complete whore, now she’s just the slutty clown. Now Britney is the crazy off-her-nutter whore who fucks papparrazzi. I guess at least the slutty clown has a voice to back up her fame.
January 8th, 2008 at 1:28 pmVern,
*still staring*
…huh?
January 8th, 2008 at 2:41 pmShit, that was supposed to be Jenn F. See? I can’t concentrate! I’m thinking, wow, do they ever point down for such a young woman…
January 8th, 2008 at 2:42 pmShe is so gross.
January 8th, 2008 at 4:44 pmI actually think her breasts look nice for big ones? I just don’t want to see so much of them!!
January 8th, 2008 at 5:01 pmMid,
January 8th, 2008 at 7:06 pmYou’ve been Titmotised!
And yes, they are hanging low!
Vern! Is that you??? I can hear you faintly, off in the distance! Can you get me something to drink? I can’t see the fridge in my apartment to save my life!
January 8th, 2008 at 7:12 pmOh Mid,
January 8th, 2008 at 7:15 pmIt’s all too sad! THIS is the Brit Brit tragedy we’ve been fearing! Hang in there-we’ll send a cute Pap over to bring you nourishment!
…and no less than 3 cameras??? a frapuccino or two or three??? I don’t smoke, but I suddenly feel like I should start to ASAP.
January 8th, 2008 at 7:17 pmMid,
January 8th, 2008 at 7:21 pmCiggies and Cheetos are on the way!
Fuck. Being blinded has made me forget the cheetos, the most important part of a daily diet!
January 8th, 2008 at 7:33 pmYou two are killin’ me… LOL
January 8th, 2008 at 7:34 pmThat’s me and JT–er, K-Fed–er–Vern! Yay! Wanna go for a late night Sunset Strip cruise? I got a bottle or two or three in ma trunk.
January 8th, 2008 at 7:38 pmMid,
January 8th, 2008 at 7:42 pmIt must be worse than we thought-you can’t forget the Cheetos! Maybe Jenn F. can have an intervention for you-she’s closer, and she doesn’t puck around!
Whooopsie, I need to go use a public washroom… Gotta fly! TTYL! xxoo
January 8th, 2008 at 7:46 pmI hope that wasn’t some sort of Canadian insult!
January 8th, 2008 at 7:46 pmSorry if it was.
Come on, Vern, Stay In Character! Sheesh. Now where was I? [oh yeah, headed out for the first of many trips to public johns tonight. Man, this lifestyle is tiring. I don't know how the Real Titney manages...]
January 8th, 2008 at 7:49 pmGawd! Just talking about her lifestyle conked me out. No wonder Grandma stays away!
January 9th, 2008 at 4:36 amYeah, I totally overslept this morning as a result!
January 9th, 2008 at 6:36 am