OMG, a 51-year-old actress has cellulite! Hold the front page!
What I want to know is, how long did it take the crack Daily Mail team to come up with “Cellulite and the city”? Very clever, Daily Mail. I tip my massive bikini bottoms to you.
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Massive? I dunno, but I think Kim looks pretty good here, cellulite and all
January 10th, 2008 at 3:37 amYeah, I’d like to have a look at Donna McConnell’s thighs. I’m willing to bet they’re far from perfect. What is with journalists pointing out any and every physical imperfection on a celebrity? As though they’re not supposed to be human like the rest of us. Christ, no wonder so many people have eating disorders, low self esteem, and overall poor body image.
January 10th, 2008 at 8:24 amI confess,
I have cellulite on my thighs.
I am a defeated woman like Kim Cattrall.
I’m with you Jenn F.-
January 10th, 2008 at 9:53 amI’d be willing to bet that Donna McConnell’s ass looks like 50 pounds of chewed bubble gum. Kim looks great.
I’m sure I’m as shallow as the next person, but even I don’t get how Donna McConell’s carping can be considered a “review.”
January 10th, 2008 at 10:18 amIf this is the best she can come up with, she should choke on her “50 pound bubble gum ass.”
Kim Cattrall is FAB not flab!
donna can kiss my dimpled ass.
January 10th, 2008 at 1:18 pmShe looks great ! I’m also in agreement with Jenn F. !
January 10th, 2008 at 1:19 pmShe looks awesome! For her age, for any age, she is a classic beauty and she has an amazing figure. Why do they always do this to women? How is this a headline? Leave the poor girls alone, for godssake, women are already too critical on themselves already.
January 11th, 2008 at 12:22 amTru…I’m on that Sharon Stone shyt myself…cougarly speaking of course
January 18th, 2008 at 2:22 am