Johnny Depp Uses Nair Wax Body Strips on Rolling Stone Cover

My first order of business today is banishing that image of a hairy back from your minds, and replacing it with this sexy Rolling Stone cover featuring the suspiciously hairless Johnny Depp. Because that’s the kind of thoughtful blogger I am.

Shockingly, his interview does not include one mention of how he lost his virginity at 13. Usually, his talks go something like this:

REPORTER: So, how are you today, Johnny?

JOHNNY: Good, thank you. Almost as good as when I lost my virginity at 13.

Or…

REPORTER: Did you enjoy the process of making Sweeney Todd?

JOHNNY: I haven’t done anything this collaborative since I lost my virginity at 13.

Or…

REPORTER: Would you like some water?

JOHNNY: Yes, thank you. I’m still parched from losing my virginity when I was 13.

FUN GAME OF THE DAY: See how YOU can work “I lost my virginity at 13″ into conversation today!

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1. midevil says:

   I think the turning point for me, in realizing I wasn’t a sexual deviant, had to be when Johnny Depp told me, “I lost my virginity at 13.”

   January 9th, 2008 at 9:48 am

2. c'est moi says:

   i havent laughed this much since i lost my virginity at 13…..

   January 9th, 2008 at 9:50 am

3. Michelle says:

   Damn he’s hot, I like the hairless thing going on, just like when I lost my virginity at 13…

   January 9th, 2008 at 10:29 am

4. Vern says:

   Britney laughed and said I was “old” when I lost my virginity at 13.

   January 9th, 2008 at 10:41 am

5. kali says:

   I’d do him in a NY minute.

   January 9th, 2008 at 10:58 am

6. omj says:

   I’d hump him into submission while reminding him I’m a better lay then the chick he lost his virginity to at 13.

   January 9th, 2008 at 11:17 am

7. MMB says:

   I think he usually looks as dirty as me losing my virginity at 13…man this game RULES!!!

   January 9th, 2008 at 12:17 pm

8. Candy says:

   Well-played, guys! Well-played, indeed.

   January 9th, 2008 at 12:30 pm

9. Julie says:

   LOL @ Vern. Ha!!

   Johnny’s chest looks as bare as the kid’s I lost my virginity to at 13.

   January 9th, 2008 at 1:15 pm

10. librarian kathleen says:

    If only I had lost my virginity
    at 13 to Johnny Depp …

    January 9th, 2008 at 3:16 pm

11. Holy Terror says:

    I lost my virginity at 13, then again at 14 and so on…

    January 10th, 2008 at 3:00 am

12. Deb says:

    God, there’s not a man alive -including the one I lost my virginity to at 13 - that I’d rather ravish.

    January 10th, 2008 at 1:36 pm

13. Nanna says:

    I dont get this whole “i lost my virginity at 13″ … what does that matter ;S
    But he’s at least hotter than when he lost his virginity at 13 ;*

    February 9th, 2008 at 11:07 am

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