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Harvard University’s comedy magazine, The Harvard Lampoon, is performing the ultimate act of satire: honoring The Hottie and the Nottie “star” Paris Hilton with its “Woman of the Year” award. Paris will accept the award and speak in her fake baby voice to the university’s entire undergraduate student body next month.
Satire or not, this woman hardly needs any more recognition. Shame on you, Harvard! Paris is so vacuous, she thinks Delta Airlines is a sorority. Hell, Paris is so vacuous, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company. In fact, Paris is SO vacuous, she looks at a can of juice for days because it says “concentrate”…
Oh, this is more fun than Yo Momma jokes! Anyone else?
Paris is so vacuous, she _________.
BAH DUM SHHHHHU!
January 13th, 2008 at 1:05 pmParis is so vacuous she is actually going to harvard to pick up a tribute to her stupidity.
January 13th, 2008 at 1:48 pmWorst still, she might even show it off to her friends back in LA.
Paris is so vacuous that she thinks that being recognized with this ‘award’ from the Harvard Lampoon, that she is now a legitimate contributing member of society. This diseased, incredibly stupid twat doesn’t even have a clue as to what this even means, which is brilliant. I hope she is humiliated beyond belief, and alas, never heard from again.
January 13th, 2008 at 2:15 pmWell, in a perfect world anyway.
She will probably attach the award trophy to a necklace and wear it around her neck.
Paris is so vacuous, she thinks ‘obtuse’ is only a type of triangle.
January 13th, 2008 at 2:28 pmUm,, can you guys please shut up already? Paris hilton is my idol.. i want to be just like her in every way. she’s funny, pretty, tall, nice, and she has her own perfume line. which if you ask me, says she’s accopmlished a lot in her life.
haha
January 13th, 2008 at 2:39 pmthanks guys.
ok bye.
oh and this is a message for someone special.
Zorro
In
Prague.. #300 something you were so funny
… she thinks ’satire’ is a type of evening gown
January 13th, 2008 at 2:52 pmParis is so vacuous, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
January 13th, 2008 at 3:26 pmoh my god, i love this.
-she thinks wal-mart is a place where you buy walls. (for reals)
January 13th, 2008 at 3:52 pmThis is too funny.
Paris is so vacuous that she rents out the space between her ears
January 13th, 2008 at 3:58 pmParis is so vacuous-
January 13th, 2008 at 4:37 pmshe thinks “fly paper” is the stuff you make airplanes out of!
Paris is so vacuous, upon hearing the news, she said ‘I’m a woman?’
January 13th, 2008 at 4:48 pmparis is so vacuous, upon hearing the word
January 13th, 2008 at 4:55 pmvacuous she said,”im not a vacuum cl…oh wait ..
i do suck..never mind”
Moi,
January 13th, 2008 at 5:03 pmShe sucks in EVERY sense of the word.
Hahahaha, all of these entries are great!
January 13th, 2008 at 5:26 pmOh yeah, Paula, f**k off.
Paris is so vacuous, she would consider it an honor to be nominated for a Darwin Award.
January 13th, 2008 at 5:28 pmParis Hilton is so vacuous she thinks blowing above .08 on a breathalyser means she won.
January 13th, 2008 at 5:31 pmThis is why I love you guys. Well, because of your wit AND your good looks.
Thanks for the laughs, Holy Rollers. *And* for the education, Paula — I had no idea being tall was an accomplishment! Huh. I’ll have to add that to my resume, as well.
January 13th, 2008 at 5:43 pmJane.. first off, clearly you have no life. Second of all, y’all think your soooooo cool bashing Paris?? Hah.. y’all have no lives of your own to live, and therefore it makes you feel “awesome”- in every sense of the world to bash someone you don’t know. Give me a break. How lame.
January 13th, 2008 at 6:17 pmparis is so vacuous, she would think paula’s a grammatical genius. in every sense of the world.
January 13th, 2008 at 6:30 pmTo MsTriste:
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
My sentiments exactly.
Kudos to you for reading such an excellent set of books.
January 13th, 2008 at 6:31 pmHa.. ooops!! spelling mistake,.. I meant to type “in every sense of the word”.. not WORLD. So yah.. haha, thanks though- I did laugh when I read that.
January 13th, 2008 at 6:49 pmHey Paula, no really, f**k off.
Paula is so vacuous, she thinks her attempt of a chivalrous defense of this diseased twat is noble. “Leave Paris alone!!!!
So.
January 13th, 2008 at 7:45 pmF**king.
Funny.
Who cares if she sleeps around jane.. why does the girl piss you off so much? I didn’t think it was possible to hate on another human being THAT much. Give it a rest. Oh, and your jokes aren’t funny, they are incredibly lame. Just like yourself.
January 13th, 2008 at 8:29 pmYou
are
a
loser. You thought you were the only one that knew how to type like that I guess, right? You are so done. It’s really disturbing how much you get off making fun of the chick. You don’t know her. Lay off.
If you don’t want to be the chick- and at the end of the day you don’t agree with the things she does, that’s fine. NO ONE said you had to be her. It’s just incredibly immature and so juvenile to bash someone you don’t even know. Lame, stupid, ignorant, annoying people like yourself. I’m sorry you have no life, and no friends- which is why you spend all of your time hating Paris Hilton. Maybe if you spent some time outside of your computer room- you wouldn’t even notice half the things she does or says. And she wouldn’t annoy you as much.. just a thought. Loser.
January 13th, 2008 at 8:35 pmwhen did paris hilton start visiting this site?
January 13th, 2008 at 9:45 pmGeez, where have I been? I’ve missed all of this? Too funny. These entries are hilarious. I like Morgan’s, Javelin’s, and Bee Hind’s the best.
Jane, don’t bother wasting your time. This girl is obviously pretty young.
January 13th, 2008 at 9:53 pmPaula says:It’s just incredibly immature and so juvenile to bash someone you don’t even know. Lame, stupid, ignorant, annoying people like yourself.
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So how long have you known Jane? Heh
January 13th, 2008 at 11:13 pmI can’t work this into a joke but it seems so approriate:
The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
January 14th, 2008 at 3:37 amAnnie-
January 14th, 2008 at 4:16 amLOVES IT!
I’m trying to decide if Paula’s trying to be ironic or actually believes anything coming out of her mouth. Before I was going ironic…now I’m sure she’s actually being serious. Which is much much sadder.
I’m sorry but Paris Hilton has opened herself up to ridicule simply by creating her myth of fame without having any actual merits that would warrant her being famous. If perhaps she contributed something other than a stereotype of the utterly classless American to the world then maybe people wouldn’t so throughly enjoy mocking her.
BTW….Paris Hilton is so vacuous that she wondered why her ‘Half Baked’ Ben and Jerry’s was still cold.
January 14th, 2008 at 7:11 amMs. Parker - that’s hysterical!
This is why HolyCandy is my first site of the day - the fact that both Candy and (ahem) most of her readers know how to use vacuous in a sentence.
Mwah to all.
January 14th, 2008 at 8:09 amMiss Vern -
January 15th, 2008 at 5:17 amWhy thank you kindly. Merci