Comments on: Paris Hilton is Harvard’s “Woman of the Year” http://candykirby.com/2008/01/13/paris-hilton-is-harvards-woman-of-the-year/ Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name. Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:52:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Annie Nonymous http://candykirby.com/2008/01/13/paris-hilton-is-harvards-woman-of-the-year/comment-page-1/#comment-6392 Annie Nonymous Tue, 15 Jan 2008 13:17:42 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/01/13/paris-hilton-is-harvards-woman-of-the-year/#comment-6392 Miss Vern - Why thank you kindly. Merci Miss Vern -
Why thank you kindly. Merci

]]> By: MsTriste http://candykirby.com/2008/01/13/paris-hilton-is-harvards-woman-of-the-year/comment-page-1/#comment-6391 MsTriste Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:09:32 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/01/13/paris-hilton-is-harvards-woman-of-the-year/#comment-6391 Ms. Parker - that's hysterical! This is why HolyCandy is my first site of the day - the fact that both Candy and (ahem) most of her readers know how to use vacuous in a sentence. Mwah to all. Ms. Parker - that’s hysterical!

This is why HolyCandy is my first site of the day - the fact that both Candy and (ahem) most of her readers know how to use vacuous in a sentence.

Mwah to all.

]]> By: Ms. Parker http://candykirby.com/2008/01/13/paris-hilton-is-harvards-woman-of-the-year/comment-page-1/#comment-6390 Ms. Parker Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:11:05 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/01/13/paris-hilton-is-harvards-woman-of-the-year/#comment-6390 I'm trying to decide if Paula's trying to be ironic or actually believes anything coming out of her mouth. Before I was going ironic...now I'm sure she's actually being serious. Which is much much sadder. I'm sorry but Paris Hilton has opened herself up to ridicule simply by creating her myth of fame without having any actual merits that would warrant her being famous. If perhaps she contributed something other than a stereotype of the utterly classless American to the world then maybe people wouldn't so throughly enjoy mocking her. BTW....Paris Hilton is so vacuous that she wondered why her 'Half Baked' Ben and Jerry's was still cold. I’m trying to decide if Paula’s trying to be ironic or actually believes anything coming out of her mouth. Before I was going ironic…now I’m sure she’s actually being serious. Which is much much sadder.

I’m sorry but Paris Hilton has opened herself up to ridicule simply by creating her myth of fame without having any actual merits that would warrant her being famous. If perhaps she contributed something other than a stereotype of the utterly classless American to the world then maybe people wouldn’t so throughly enjoy mocking her.

BTW….Paris Hilton is so vacuous that she wondered why her ‘Half Baked’ Ben and Jerry’s was still cold.

]]> By: Vern http://candykirby.com/2008/01/13/paris-hilton-is-harvards-woman-of-the-year/comment-page-1/#comment-6389 Vern Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:16:49 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/01/13/paris-hilton-is-harvards-woman-of-the-year/#comment-6389 Annie- LOVES IT! Annie-
LOVES IT!

]]> By: Annie Nonymous http://candykirby.com/2008/01/13/paris-hilton-is-harvards-woman-of-the-year/comment-page-1/#comment-6388 Annie Nonymous Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:37:17 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/01/13/paris-hilton-is-harvards-woman-of-the-year/#comment-6388 I can't work this into a joke but it seems so approriate: The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. 6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. I can’t work this into a joke but it seems so approriate:
The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

]]> By: Holy Terror http://candykirby.com/2008/01/13/paris-hilton-is-harvards-woman-of-the-year/comment-page-1/#comment-6387 Holy Terror Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:13:19 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/01/13/paris-hilton-is-harvards-woman-of-the-year/#comment-6387 Paula says:It’s just incredibly immature and so juvenile to bash someone you don’t even know. Lame, stupid, ignorant, annoying people like yourself. ------------ So how long have you known Jane? Heh Paula says:It’s just incredibly immature and so juvenile to bash someone you don’t even know. Lame, stupid, ignorant, annoying people like yourself.
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So how long have you known Jane? Heh

]]> By: Jenn F. http://candykirby.com/2008/01/13/paris-hilton-is-harvards-woman-of-the-year/comment-page-1/#comment-6386 Jenn F. Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:53:41 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/01/13/paris-hilton-is-harvards-woman-of-the-year/#comment-6386 Geez, where have I been? I've missed all of this? Too funny. These entries are hilarious. I like Morgan's, Javelin's, and Bee Hind's the best. Jane, don't bother wasting your time. This girl is obviously pretty young. Geez, where have I been? I’ve missed all of this? Too funny. These entries are hilarious. I like Morgan’s, Javelin’s, and Bee Hind’s the best.

Jane, don’t bother wasting your time. This girl is obviously pretty young.

]]> By: martini lover http://candykirby.com/2008/01/13/paris-hilton-is-harvards-woman-of-the-year/comment-page-1/#comment-6385 martini lover Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:45:42 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/01/13/paris-hilton-is-harvards-woman-of-the-year/#comment-6385 when did paris hilton start visiting this site? when did paris hilton start visiting this site?

]]> By: Paula http://candykirby.com/2008/01/13/paris-hilton-is-harvards-woman-of-the-year/comment-page-1/#comment-6384 Paula Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:35:26 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/01/13/paris-hilton-is-harvards-woman-of-the-year/#comment-6384 If you don't want to be the chick- and at the end of the day you don't agree with the things she does, that's fine. NO ONE said you had to be her. It's just incredibly immature and so juvenile to bash someone you don't even know. Lame, stupid, ignorant, annoying people like yourself. I'm sorry you have no life, and no friends- which is why you spend all of your time hating Paris Hilton. Maybe if you spent some time outside of your computer room- you wouldn't even notice half the things she does or says. And she wouldn't annoy you as much.. just a thought. Loser. If you don’t want to be the chick- and at the end of the day you don’t agree with the things she does, that’s fine. NO ONE said you had to be her. It’s just incredibly immature and so juvenile to bash someone you don’t even know. Lame, stupid, ignorant, annoying people like yourself. I’m sorry you have no life, and no friends- which is why you spend all of your time hating Paris Hilton. Maybe if you spent some time outside of your computer room- you wouldn’t even notice half the things she does or says. And she wouldn’t annoy you as much.. just a thought. Loser.

]]> By: Paula http://candykirby.com/2008/01/13/paris-hilton-is-harvards-woman-of-the-year/comment-page-1/#comment-6383 Paula Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:29:14 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/01/13/paris-hilton-is-harvards-woman-of-the-year/#comment-6383 Who cares if she sleeps around jane.. why does the girl piss you off so much? I didn't think it was possible to hate on another human being THAT much. Give it a rest. Oh, and your jokes aren't funny, they are incredibly lame. Just like yourself. You are a loser. You thought you were the only one that knew how to type like that I guess, right? You are so done. It's really disturbing how much you get off making fun of the chick. You don't know her. Lay off. Who cares if she sleeps around jane.. why does the girl piss you off so much? I didn’t think it was possible to hate on another human being THAT much. Give it a rest. Oh, and your jokes aren’t funny, they are incredibly lame. Just like yourself.
You
are
a
loser. You thought you were the only one that knew how to type like that I guess, right? You are so done. It’s really disturbing how much you get off making fun of the chick. You don’t know her. Lay off.

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