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Seems like everybody and their sister went to the Art of Elysium anniversary gala in Los Angeles last night. Lenny Kravitz, Courteney Cox, Ashley Olsen, Harrison Ford, Ellen DeGeneres, Rumer Willis, Kate Walsh… well, everybody except ME, that is.
Not that I’m bitter. Nope, don’t worry, Gala Committee. I was busy, anyway — getting intimately acquainted with my new true love, Guitar Hero. In fact, we spent ALL night together. I couldn’t keep my hands off of him! *SIGH* He had me at “Talk Dirty to Me.”
He really did.
So it’s for the best that my invitation got lost in the mail. Although if I had been there, and standing next to the hotness that is Lenny Kravitz, I certainly wouldn’t have that constipated look on MY face. Fingers crossed that’s Metamucil in her glass.
You certainly are right Candy about THE hotness that is Lenny Kravitz. Meanwhile, does Courtney Cox have milk as her drink of choice or is that the whitest white russian I have ever seen?
Poor Rumer.
January 14th, 2008 at 4:45 am - ReplyCandy, you’d look constipated too if you stood next to LENNY KRAVITZ then realized that you had to go home with DAVID ARQUETTE!
January 14th, 2008 at 6:12 am - ReplyIf you love Guitar Hero, then you should totally try Rock Band. I’m a fake guitar addict myself. ;D
January 14th, 2008 at 6:58 am - Replythat looks more like a napkin around the glass than the contents of the glass, Jane.
January 14th, 2008 at 7:46 am - ReplyEither way she has her finger in it-gross!
January 14th, 2008 at 7:47 am - Replyloves me some lenny!
Now that makes more sense, thank you MMB.
I thought maybe she was the new “Got Milk” spokesperson.
January 14th, 2008 at 8:44 am - Replythey didn’t want you to outshine them, candy.
January 14th, 2008 at 8:50 am - ReplyAh, you didn’t miss much, Candy, just a room full of lethargic twig-women staring at Lenny’s ass every time he got up to go talk to someone else. Nobody realized that there were other men there.
January 15th, 2008 at 5:26 am - Reply