Comments on: The Naked Chef to Cut Up Tomatoes, Dead Man http://candykirby.com/2008/01/14/the-naked-chef-to-cut-up-tomatoes-dead-man/ Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name. Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:48:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Jay Rez http://candykirby.com/2008/01/14/the-naked-chef-to-cut-up-tomatoes-dead-man/comment-page-1/#comment-6419 Jay Rez Tue, 15 Jan 2008 05:41:03 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/01/14/the-naked-chef-to-cut-up-tomatoes-dead-man/#comment-6419 Ah, physical fitness, whatever. You know, whatever. You do what you like to do and I do what I like to do, ok? But you're a sucker, you're getting fed this line about how, like, you're gonna live forever or whatever. You're gonna die. Someone'll kill ya. Someone'll kill ya with a knife. Make sure your abs are, uhh, friggin ripped - you got some good guns! You wanna look good for when you get stabbed with a knife. Sorry, thats how it works. Ah, physical fitness, whatever. You know, whatever. You do what you like to do and I do what I like to do, ok? But you’re a sucker, you’re getting fed this line about how, like, you’re gonna live forever or whatever. You’re gonna die. Someone’ll kill ya. Someone’ll kill ya with a knife. Make sure your abs are, uhh, friggin ripped - you got some good guns! You wanna look good for when you get stabbed with a knife. Sorry, thats how it works.

]]> By: Jenn F. http://candykirby.com/2008/01/14/the-naked-chef-to-cut-up-tomatoes-dead-man/comment-page-1/#comment-6418 Jenn F. Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:41:26 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/01/14/the-naked-chef-to-cut-up-tomatoes-dead-man/#comment-6418 Woooohoooooooooooo! I grossed somebody out! (sorry Happy) ;) Woooohoooooooooooo! I grossed somebody out!

(sorry Happy)
;)

]]> By: Happy Go Lucky http://candykirby.com/2008/01/14/the-naked-chef-to-cut-up-tomatoes-dead-man/comment-page-1/#comment-6417 Happy Go Lucky Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:37:51 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/01/14/the-naked-chef-to-cut-up-tomatoes-dead-man/#comment-6417 skimmed the article and first comment, i am losing my dinner!!! warn me first candy! skimmed the article and first comment, i am
losing my dinner!!! warn me first candy!

]]> By: Vern http://candykirby.com/2008/01/14/the-naked-chef-to-cut-up-tomatoes-dead-man/comment-page-1/#comment-6416 Vern Mon, 14 Jan 2008 22:09:18 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/01/14/the-naked-chef-to-cut-up-tomatoes-dead-man/#comment-6416 Oh! "The naked and the dead" takes on a whole new meaning! Oh! “The naked and the dead” takes on a whole new meaning!

]]> By: martini lover http://candykirby.com/2008/01/14/the-naked-chef-to-cut-up-tomatoes-dead-man/comment-page-1/#comment-6415 martini lover Mon, 14 Jan 2008 21:02:27 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/01/14/the-naked-chef-to-cut-up-tomatoes-dead-man/#comment-6415 yum! i love a good fat man stew. yum! i love a good fat man stew.

]]> By: Jane http://candykirby.com/2008/01/14/the-naked-chef-to-cut-up-tomatoes-dead-man/comment-page-1/#comment-6414 Jane Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:15:18 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/01/14/the-naked-chef-to-cut-up-tomatoes-dead-man/#comment-6414 Jamie Oliver recently electrocuted chickens and suffocated some chicks on a television show to expose the horrendous practices of the chicken farming industry. I wonder if he took down this 'anonymous' corpse the same way. If he wants to effect change in people's health and the way they eat, he should really just shut the f**k up and quit putting his weird ass looking mug on television. Voilà. ;) Jamie Oliver recently electrocuted chickens and suffocated some chicks on a television show to expose the horrendous practices of the chicken farming industry. I wonder if he took down this ‘anonymous’ corpse the same way.

If he wants to effect change in people’s health and the way they eat, he should really just shut the f**k up and quit putting his weird ass looking mug on television. Voilà. ;)

]]> By: Vern http://candykirby.com/2008/01/14/the-naked-chef-to-cut-up-tomatoes-dead-man/comment-page-1/#comment-6413 Vern Mon, 14 Jan 2008 19:46:33 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/01/14/the-naked-chef-to-cut-up-tomatoes-dead-man/#comment-6413 Jenn F. I loved the pun! But damn! What some people (corpses) won't do to get on tv! Jenn F.
I loved the pun!
But damn! What some people (corpses) won’t do to get on tv!

]]> By: Jenn F. http://candykirby.com/2008/01/14/the-naked-chef-to-cut-up-tomatoes-dead-man/comment-page-1/#comment-6412 Jenn F. Mon, 14 Jan 2008 19:21:43 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/01/14/the-naked-chef-to-cut-up-tomatoes-dead-man/#comment-6412 That is completely bizarre. I don't think many people are going to have the stomach (haha, pun not intended) to watch such a thing. And aside from showing a foot-thick layer of fat, what's it supposed to prove to the average non-medical person? That is completely bizarre. I don’t think many people are going to have the stomach (haha, pun not intended) to watch such a thing. And aside from showing a foot-thick layer of fat, what’s it supposed to prove to the average non-medical person?

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