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At least that’s how the tabloids are spinning it. Not that they ever take anything out of context, mind you.
Helena Bonham Carter jokes that she’s been banned from singing songs from musicals to her son — because her partner Tim Burton believes he will “turn gay.”
The Sweeney Todd star loves to sing classic hits from stage musicals to her four-year-old son Billy, but her choice of song has “concerned” director and baby daddy Burton. Helena explains:
“I’ve always loved musicals. Tim thought I was making Billy gay because that’s all I’d sing to him.”
That’s a rather rude thing to say. Everyone knows musicals don’t turn boys gay — dressing them in pink does! Well, that, and allowing them to suck on the teet after two years of age. True story.
FIRST!
January 14th, 2008 at 12:50 pmand second
January 14th, 2008 at 12:50 pmthird..?
January 14th, 2008 at 12:51 pmHAHA. WAIT… NO- COULD I BE…. FOURTH/??
January 14th, 2008 at 12:51 pmfifth.
January 14th, 2008 at 12:51 pm*cough*.. sixth.. *cough, ahem…*
January 14th, 2008 at 12:54 pmhope you’re coughing because you’re choking to death, madonna.
January 14th, 2008 at 12:55 pmI’m sure she was joking but there are some things that are best not said in an interview.
January 14th, 2008 at 12:59 pmWhat happened to her? She looks… weird.
January 14th, 2008 at 1:01 pmRe: martini bitch..
January 14th, 2008 at 1:20 pmjealous much? maybe next time u can be first
madonna/paula - go back to perez’s site or daycare or wherever you came from.
January 14th, 2008 at 1:27 pmLMAO @ martini lover.
January 14th, 2008 at 1:32 pmOn topic: Love Helena, and love that she styles herself in Victorian fashions. So crazy!
OMG! When did Madonna start posting on your site Candy?
January 14th, 2008 at 2:04 pmYou must be so stoked to have a real live celeb visit!
And she sounds so much smarter than I expected!
Must be something in the water she drinks.
January 14th, 2008 at 2:13 pmPerhaps he’s just using that as an excuse because it’s easier than telling her she’s a lousy singer.
January 14th, 2008 at 2:38 pmAnd you must be like, like, omg, like haha like from CALIFORNIA LIKE.. WITH LIKE THE WHOLE LIKE ‘STOKED’ THING GOING ON.. YOU ARE LIKE SO WICKED AWESOME!!!!!!
January 14th, 2008 at 4:14 pmSad. Candy you have a loonie lose on your threads here. A Paris=Paula/Madonna/Lola loonie.
January 14th, 2008 at 5:01 pmCan you call an exterminator for that?
How hilarious is it that it took her SIX posts before she realized that they’re posted in real-time? Oooooh lookit me! I’m first! Second! Third! Wheeeeeee! Fourth! Holy shit! I’m fifth tooooo! Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
LOL
Sweet Jesus, that’s funnier than the main post itself!
January 14th, 2008 at 6:39 pmAwww Jenn F.-she thought she was magic!
January 14th, 2008 at 7:29 pmWow, did I miss something since last week? Yeeesh.
I want HBC’s clothes!
January 14th, 2008 at 7:36 pmyay! Mid’s back! things got gamey-gotta go!
January 14th, 2008 at 7:43 pmGamey? Girl, I’ll be expectin an explanation when you get back!
January 14th, 2008 at 7:46 pmThat sure sounded more fun than I intended! I meant GAMEY around Candy’s- all kinds of fighting and Gayconites and stuff.
January 15th, 2008 at 4:41 amBlarg, eh? Did the trolls leave, though?
January 15th, 2008 at 5:14 amI think they are still lurking, but it’s funny to see what makes them snap!
January 15th, 2008 at 6:08 amCurious creatures they are, fun to watch.
January 15th, 2008 at 9:08 amHe’s “as corny as Kansas in August…”
January 16th, 2008 at 9:58 am