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	<title>Comments on: Just What Oprah Needs</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name.</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 12:47:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: slayer of dumb twats</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/15/just-what-oprah-needs/#comment-6520</link>
		<dc:creator>slayer of dumb twats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 01:25:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just because people don't like someone doesn't make them racist, you dumb twat.  People dislike Donald Trump... Rosie O'Donnell... so stop calling people names and go stick your race card up your ass!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just because people don&#8217;t like someone doesn&#8217;t make them racist, you dumb twat.  People dislike Donald Trump&#8230; Rosie O&#8217;Donnell&#8230; so stop calling people names and go stick your race card up your ass!</p>
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		<title>By: slayer of fools</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/15/just-what-oprah-needs/#comment-6519</link>
		<dc:creator>slayer of fools</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 03:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jeez, you folks are some jealous pigs.  How much money does she want?  As much as she can make.  And, her school is very successful.  How much money does she want. . .go ask rupert murdoch, go ask bill gates. . ..go ask everybody else on forbes list of the wealthy, you jealous, racist - yeah, I called you out - dogs.

Oprah, you go girl!  And take your friend Gayle with you right to the top of forbes list.

And kali - why wait?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jeez, you folks are some jealous pigs.  How much money does she want?  As much as she can make.  And, her school is very successful.  How much money does she want. . .go ask rupert murdoch, go ask bill gates. . ..go ask everybody else on forbes list of the wealthy, you jealous, racist - yeah, I called you out - dogs.</p>
<p>Oprah, you go girl!  And take your friend Gayle with you right to the top of forbes list.</p>
<p>And kali - why wait?</p>
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		<title>By: kali</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/15/just-what-oprah-needs/#comment-6518</link>
		<dc:creator>kali</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:56:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wait until she runs for public office. Her legions of brainwashed housewife followers will vote for her and she and Gail will be the President and First Lady. And then I will kill myself.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wait until she runs for public office. Her legions of brainwashed housewife followers will vote for her and she and Gail will be the President and First Lady. And then I will kill myself.</p>
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		<title>By: Jenn F.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/15/just-what-oprah-needs/#comment-6517</link>
		<dc:creator>Jenn F.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:07:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How much freaking money does she need? Jesus, there are better things she could be doing with her time.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How much freaking money does she need? Jesus, there are better things she could be doing with her time.</p>
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		<title>By: Jane</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/15/just-what-oprah-needs/#comment-6516</link>
		<dc:creator>Jane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 01:56:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Crazy Op has entered televangelist territory.
Her gi-normous over-inflated sense of self has
hit an all time level.
Crazy-Ass-OP TV, 24/7. You know it will only feature her ass, just like her self named rag mag, "O".

Meanwhile, when the f**k is she going to have
time to raise those "three future adopted
children" she mentioned in her will recently?

Op and crazy Tom Cruise want to rule your world.

Run for the hills!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Crazy Op has entered televangelist territory.<br />
Her gi-normous over-inflated sense of self has<br />
hit an all time level.<br />
Crazy-Ass-OP TV, 24/7. You know it will only feature her ass, just like her self named rag mag, &#8220;O&#8221;.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, when the f**k is she going to have<br />
time to raise those &#8220;three future adopted<br />
children&#8221; she mentioned in her will recently?</p>
<p>Op and crazy Tom Cruise want to rule your world.</p>
<p>Run for the hills!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/15/just-what-oprah-needs/#comment-6515</link>
		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 22:56:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hope it's more successful than her school!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope it&#8217;s more successful than her school!</p>
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		<title>By: martini lover</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/15/just-what-oprah-needs/#comment-6514</link>
		<dc:creator>martini lover</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 22:56:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>me too.  better than all the sappy crap on OWN.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>me too.  better than all the sappy crap on OWN.</p>
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		<title>By: omj</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/15/just-what-oprah-needs/#comment-6513</link>
		<dc:creator>omj</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 21:59:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'd tune into the CAN everyday.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d tune into the CAN everyday.</p>
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