Pieces of Candy: Tuesday Edition

Jan 15, 2008 | Tags:

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Fabio tells Details, “I should have beat Clooney’s ass!” Then returned to brushing his luscious locks one-hundred times. [Celebrity Smack]

Gisele models sleeves as big as Fabio’s delusions of grandeur. [Ayyyy!]

Britney Spears goes on a naked shopping rant. Or, as I like to call it, my last trip to the mall with Grandma. [Gabby Babble]

Some love for Rock of Love 2, where the stupid flows even faster than the alcohol. [POTP]

Vanessa Williams on the cover of More, which also features “12 Easy Pieces.” 1) Paris Hilton… [popbytes]

A photo of the Hasselbeck family taking a stroll in NYC.  Which is perfect because Elisabeth has a voice made for pictures. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Zac Efron rushed to the hospital. Most likely to treat his bronzer addiction. [Dlisted]

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  1. Erika says:

    I cannot imagine EVER wanting to leave the house if I were Britney Spears. Why doesn’t she move? She acts as though she’s annoyed by the cameras “Get out of my goddamned face!” but she goes shopping in LA? Come on. However - those paparazzi people are INSANE. What kind of life is that?

  2. Happy Go Lucky says:

    I wish someone would just beat the shit out of her
    when she acts like that. I bet she was a bitch to
    that sales girl and the girl just took it.
    Meanwhile if any of us were that bitchy she’d talk
    shit to us. Again, I would like to see the
    Britney get her ass whooped on youtube. (it’s
    worth repeating)

  3. Vern says:

    I think the Store clerks (and starbucks employess) should be allowed to be packing a
    Brit-taser
    so when she shows up yelling in her very convincing Brit Brit accent they will be able to shut her up! And get her naked dirty ass out of their stores!
    Even Candy’s mom has to admit that Brit aint right!

  4. Jenn F. says:

    I don’t get it. If anyone else started walking around a store naked, they’d be arrested in minutes flat. Why the hell did they tolerate it from her? And then for her to swear at them and freak out? After having sex in a changeroom with her latest boyfriend? That’s freaking disgusting. She’s disgusting.

    And I don’t buy this “I’m afraid of the papparazzi” bullshit that she pulls whenever she’s due in court. Not only is she incapable of spending any time in a private setting away from the media, she’s dating one of them! What the fuck?! She’s just pathetic.

  5. Vern says:

    Exactly! Jenn F!
    And Brit doesn’t deserve defending-ESPECIALLY from Rosie-can’t-stand-to-be-out-of-the-spotlight-have-to-make-videos-because-they-called-me-annoying-HO’Donnell!

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