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CATHERINE: Sweet girl you’ve got there, George. Did her dad drop you guys off?
GEORGE: Easy now. You’re one to talk.
CATHERINE: At least I’m with Hollywood royalty.
MICHAEL: WHERE’S THE BATHROOM? I NEED TO TAKE A LEAK.
CATHERINE: Adjust your hearing aid, darling.
SARAH: Gosh, I look pretty.
CATHERINE: Where’d you meet this one? Serving you drinks in Vegas?
GEORGE: No! [BEAT] Onion rings.
CATHERINE: Excuse me?
GEORGE: She was serving me onion –
MICHAEL: I SAID, I NEED TO TAKE A LEAK!
SARAH: Did George tell you he’s going to make me a star?
CATHERINE: Oh, I’m sure he is, dear.
GEORGE: Don’t you have a diaper to change or something…?
CATHERINE: My kids are out of diapers.
GEORGE: I wasn’t talking about your kids.
CATHERINE: What a riot you are — not. I think that Just For Men is clouding your sense of humor.
MICHAEL: THE MEN’S ROOM IS WHERE?!
GEORGE: You should’ve slept with me when you had the chance.
CATHERINE: Don’t I know it.
lol you’re hilarious. keep up the good work!
January 16th, 2008 at 12:09 am - ReplyOh Candy, Puuuurrrrrfect! 10 hisses out of 10!
January 16th, 2008 at 4:45 am - ReplyMmmmmm….. Javier Bardem …..YUM!
January 16th, 2008 at 5:44 am - ReplyCandy, I hope hope hope you are going to post something about the whole David Spade sperminating the playboy bunny girl, Jillian Grace. Gross gross gross.
January 16th, 2008 at 5:46 am - Replyahaha… hilarioius. poor michael douglas has such a paaained look on his face.
January 16th, 2008 at 6:27 am - ReplySeriously! He looks like he’s letting out one long high-pitched grunt.
January 16th, 2008 at 8:52 am - Replycandy for the win! hilarious.
January 16th, 2008 at 1:12 pm - ReplyMike is starting to look like his dad.
January 16th, 2008 at 4:09 pm - ReplyUm, i know this may sound like treason candy, but
January 16th, 2008 at 8:48 pm - ReplyGeorge’s ladyfriend is pretty hot. So is Ben