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Ooohhh! Game time!
What shall we call that, er, growth that Clay is packin’? Claydough? A reason to change the musical’s name to “Spermalot”? The loss of this morning’s Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Measure of a Man? The cause of hundreds of life-threatening e-mails in Candy’s in-box?
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willy wonka jr.
January 16th, 2008 at 1:11 pm - ReplyDitto to martini lover.
January 16th, 2008 at 1:28 pm - ReplyCandy-
January 16th, 2008 at 1:36 pm - ReplyIt’s called a vagina!
Do I know Clay has a penis? Well, I’m 90% sure, but it’s like your Grandparents having sex- you know it happened, but you don’t want to think about it.
January 16th, 2008 at 2:01 pm - ReplyLet’s never venture to this place of horror EVER AGAIN.
Did he wear those pants yesterday? Maybe it’s yesterday’s underwear rolled up into a ball. You know, like when it falls out the leg of your pants.
January 16th, 2008 at 2:03 pm - ReplyIt’s Danny Bonaduce - I swear, he’s EVERYWHERE.
January 16th, 2008 at 2:48 pm - ReplyAll he needs is lipstick and he’s a wonderful drag queen.
January 16th, 2008 at 3:41 pm - ReplyIt is a canister of Pop-n-Fresh croissants
January 16th, 2008 at 5:39 pm - Replyfrom the grocerer’s freezer.
Jesus, he is horrid. Who the f**k in their
right mind would actually PAY money to see
this shit??
Probably the same people who still pay to see
movies with that freak Tom Cruise.
Must be lobotomized.
I haven’t seen a fake package like that since I lost my virginity at 13!
January 17th, 2008 at 6:34 am - ReplyHe has effeminate facial features. Think, James Spader in his 20’s.
January 17th, 2008 at 9:25 pm - ReplyIs James Spader gay? I love him.
January 19th, 2008 at 9:02 am - Reply