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Um, why do I feel like Chris Hansen from Dateline’s To Catch a Predator is going to charge into my office right now?
Chris Hansen, Dateline correspondent (hidden camera footage): What are you doing here?
Candy: Just surfing the Net.
Hansen: Surfing the Net?
Candy: Who are you?
Hansen: Who are you looking for?
Candy: I don’t know. I just… found… this…
Hansen: Well, why are posting this little girl’s half-naked picture?
Candy: I think I was, ah, misled.
Hansen: Misled? Misled into what?
Candy: Thinking this actress is a fully-grown woman. And watching the last three seasons of “The O.C.”
That’s about all Candy will say, so Hansen tells her who he is:
Hansen: We’re doing a story…
Candy doesn’t want to hear any more. She runs away.
Candy: Hell, no. I’m outta here!
A chase ensues. Candy runs at the same pace as a turtle, and is quickly caught. Her illustrious career as a blogger… over. Damn you, Rachel Bilson!
ha, you are really on a roll today candy!
what happened to rachel? didn’t she used to have a body? she looks like a baby bobblehead on that cover.
January 16th, 2008 at 1:13 pm - ReplyShe’s really cute but someone needs to force feed her a hamburger….or twenty.
January 16th, 2008 at 2:19 pm - ReplyNot a flattering photograph.
January 16th, 2008 at 3:10 pm - Reply