Pieces of Candy: Thursday Edition

Jan 17, 2008 | Tags:

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Pamela Anderson to create a lingerie line. Um, I’d prefer that she keep her hands off my private parts, thankyouverymuch. [Celebrity Smack]

Suri Cruise checks out Jerry Seinfeld’s Porsche collection, asks “What is the DEAL with all these cars for one person?!” [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Paris Hilton is dressed for the occasion, should an impromptu Gladiator Sluts audition arise. [POTP]

Oprah says to Dr. Phil: “You’re fired!” In response, Donald Trump boasted, “I knew Oprah emulated me. EVERYone wants to be me!” [popbytes]

Queen Latifah always did strike me as the stock broker type. [Ayyyy!]

Demi Moore on the cover of V magazine. V is for “Very Airbrushed.” [Gabby Babble]

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  2. Javelin says:

    “And now you can celebrate your wart-free days with the new line of Pamela Anderson Silky Soothers panties, free with every Valtrex purchase! While supplies lasts.”
    also, that Oprah thing sounds too good to be true…

  3. Vern says:

    Is that Hayden Partygirletteri with the ginormous toungue?
    I know all these blondes look alike but this pic is uncanny except she’s not attached to a babyboomer.

  4. Candy says:

    Yep, that’s Hayden Pantyliners.

  5. Jenn F. says:

    Hayden Pantyliners! That’s the best one I’ve heard yet! Aaaaahahahahahahaha

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