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Hey, I once had hair just like that, too, Cork! … When my three-year-old ass was pissed my mom was chatting on the phone and not paying attention to ME (such abuse I tell ya!), so I used my kiddie scissors to give myself a hot new “look.”
On the bright side, it IS an improvement from the ballerina costume she wears on stage!
January 18th, 2008 at 12:03 pmJeesly, I did that too, Candy!
January 18th, 2008 at 12:23 pmWere they the pink plastic kiddie scissors? If so, what a loverly co-inky-dink.
Of course, I rocked the look with giant white plastic sunglasses that had an alligator on either side. And my Ms. Piggy T-shirt.
I did something similar to my Thumbellina doll.
January 18th, 2008 at 12:28 pmIs there a pic of a cocker spaniel that we can compare her to?
January 18th, 2008 at 1:27 pmI think this one works:
http://holycandy.com/2007/04/27/curls-who-wears-em-best/
January 18th, 2008 at 1:33 pmThat happened to me against my will when I was a kid. I was staying at this chick’s house and the mother hated my one length hair and scissored it. Even though I said no. When I got home, my mother punished me.
Don’t worry, Kortney, we’ll get whoever did this to you!
January 18th, 2008 at 1:42 pmActually it is the best I have seen her look in ages. While I am sure she is sorry about the bangs, it does pull all of that hair out of her face so you can see it.
January 18th, 2008 at 1:54 pmomj, that sounds like an awesome look! I’m sure you were rocking it better than Corky.
January 18th, 2008 at 2:02 pm*Snortle, Chort, Snerk*
Oh thank you Candy-that was perfect!
I will be giggling all night!
p.s.-Mid-
January 18th, 2008 at 4:01 pmWas that “helpful” mom’s name Britney?
She has Paris’s wonky eye!!
January 18th, 2008 at 4:58 pmVern,
shhh… I haven’t gone to OK! yet with my story, and I’d like to keep it under wraps. Lynne S, we’ll call her…
January 18th, 2008 at 7:49 pmMid,
January 18th, 2008 at 7:52 pmYour secret is safe with me.
Love,
Adnoid
Vern,
Bahahahahahaha!
p.s., Adnoid, what are all those flashes goin’ off roun’ ma face?
January 18th, 2008 at 8:28 pm