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Johnny Depp clearly isn’t familiar with the overused Coco Chanel saying about taking off one accessory. [Celebrity Smack]
In today’s clever tabloid headlines: “Eminem starting to look like an M&M.” Ha! Get it? And in next week’s issue: “Slim Shady Not So Slim!” [POTP]
Pamela Anderson is “no longer pregnant.” Translation: TMZ isn’t so great at admitting mistakes. [Gabby Babble]
Angelina Jolie’s first husband Johnny Miller is Eli Stone. But to me, he’ll always be Angelina’s first husband. [popbytes]
Sly Stallone says he likes to make us uncomfortable. Which explains the current state of his face. [Ayyyy!]
Halle Berry is afraid of giving birth. In response, her vagina said, “You’re scared?” [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Us Weekly’s “exclusives” are as exclusive as Paris Hilton’s vadge. [Geno]
Two hot bitches pose for PETA. [Hip Candy]
i’ll have what justin’s having.
January 18th, 2008 at 4:55 pmI’m kinda disappointed. I was expecting a dick in a box.
January 18th, 2008 at 7:46 pmNext, Stallone will be doing “Rocky meets Elvis in the Retirement Home in Blue Hawaii.”
January 19th, 2008 at 7:49 amHey, Candy… At least Mr. Depp’s shoes are clean this time. I think he looks great. Oh, and I’m making a batch of Mai Tai’s today. He’ll look even better in a few hours. You should book a flight!
January 19th, 2008 at 12:17 pmIs that really how you spell it? Vadge?
January 19th, 2008 at 1:13 pm