Who Did It Better: Constipated Look Edition

Jan 20, 2008 |

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LEFT:  Keira Knightley on the cover of the upcoming W magazine

RIGHT:  The model in a French advertisement about constipation and smoking

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  1. jewed says:

    KK looks like she just realized what they
    made her wear.

  2. Deb says:

    I wish Keira Knightly would just go away.

  3. Happy Go Lucky says:

    Kiera. The french girl looks like she’s doin just
    fine on the pot.

  4. Vern says:

    Kiera really IS a good actress, she can look convincingly constipated when we all know she’s never actually SWALLOWED anything!

  5. omj says:

    What in the name of the sweet baby jesus is Kiera K wearing?

  6. Jo Jo says:

    Keira doesn’t eat, so therefore she isn’t constipated, although she sure has that “anal retentive” look down.

  7. Bewildered says:

    They could have picked a hideous model for that French ad. She looks like an attractive lady having a successful BM. I’d like to be her right now, actually.

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