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It’s been well-documented that I, like so many of you, have Britney news-aholism. Time to feed that addiction!
Britney Spears did the unthinkable today — NO, not invest in mammary support, silly, but rather show up for her deposition with Kevin Federline’s attorney, which she has blown off more than Paris Hilton blows… well, you know where I’m going with that. And, of course, TMZ has a live video streaming outside of the office. For those who don’t have time to watch it, here’s a recap of the thrilling events that have transpired thus far:
12:15 p.m. — Girl in skirt exits building. She’s holding a package. What could it be?!
12:16 p.m. — Oh… it’s her lunch.
12:17 p.m. — I think the building security guard just moved a little.
12:17 p.m. — Nope! False alarm.
12:25 p.m. — Is the security guard sleeping while standing up?
12:31 p.m. — Must be windy outside. That’s all I hear.
12:37 p.m. — More wind. More sleep.
Now you’re up-to-speed on Mark Kaplan Law Office Watch ‘08! Oh, and Britney also partied with the paparazzi who got arrested for sending her on a high-speed car chase, and told photographers in a British accent that “You’re better off being homeless than being me, sir” and that she’d never met Adnan before in her life.
Better off homeless? Nah. But they certainly have better grooming habits.
A new whole new meaning to BritBrit
January 21st, 2008 at 1:03 pmmaybe tomorrow’s miracle will be that a strong breeze swept those fungus-growing boots out of her closet and far far away.
January 21st, 2008 at 1:15 pmWow, Candy with the zingers today! Can’t wait to see what Vern comes up with, eh.
January 21st, 2008 at 2:35 pmWhat I want to know is did she use her “Brit” accent at the depo?
January 21st, 2008 at 6:46 pmGosh Mid,
January 21st, 2008 at 6:59 pmnow I’m having “performance” issues.
Vern,
Try Viagara, I hear the guys use it to keep things up and running–it might work on the jokes too.
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:57 amMid,
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:42 amYou are so right about Viagara creating jokes!
Because it sure is a joke when Hef uses it!
I’ll have to try it!
Hmmmmmmmm…..*swallows*
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:51 amsomething is happening………Cahn’t focus….Oh! I say mate, Bloody Hell! Cahn’t a bloke get a decent Fropocino round these pahts?….Now where did Madonna bugger off to?….She was going to give me a Bracelet!…and tips on how to save the environment using bottled water! Cheerio!
Wonder which of her personalities showed up at the law building?
January 22nd, 2008 at 8:22 amSo, assuming Titney does have a multi-faceted issue, how can they help her with that?
Vern, I’m a little worried about you, since hearing your strange Brit-Brit accent…
January 22nd, 2008 at 9:09 amMid,
January 22nd, 2008 at 9:31 amWot accent? Now be a love and bring us round some crisps!
Doesn’t this photo remind you of something?! I’m thinking that old Hitchcock film we all watched as kids. There was a gas station and well… I think with her in it they might call it…the birds and the bees.
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:18 pm