Today we celebrate the great Martin Luther King, Jr., who once legendarily declared, “I Have a Dream” and spoke of his desire for a future where people of all races would coexist harmoniously as equals. A future we continue to work toward.
In honor of MLK’s extraordinary legacy, Holy Candy would like to pay tribute to other high-profile people who also “have a dream” — albeit not-so-noble ones…
Paris Hilton: “I have a dream… that TrannieGear.com will beef up their shoe department.”
Tom Cruise: “I have a dream… that doctors and world leaders will finally get out of the way and let me do my work.”
Vince Vaughn: “I have a dream… that you’ll leave me alone so I can continue sleeping off my hangover.”
Katie Holmes: “I have a dream that I will live an amazing, wonderful life that is full of magic and extraordinary things that are such a gift and wonderful and amazing and magical and wonder…amaz…mag…gift…extraorrrrrddddiiiinnnn [MALFUNCTION! MALFUNCTION! KATIE SHAKES HEAD.] Wait — where’s my fiance? Chris and I were supposed to have lunch today, I think.”
Heidi Montag: “I have a dream… that the doctor will agree to give me butt implants so I can land another Us Weekly cover.”
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Sooo funny. really captures their essence.
January 21st, 2008 at 4:32 pmCrappity Crap Crap!
January 21st, 2008 at 6:55 pmVince Vaughn USED to be sooooo cute!
Oh, and maybe that TV Dr. that worked on Poor Mrs. West could work on Heidi.
heidi is still a horse faced idiot-no plastic surgery can fix stupid.
January 21st, 2008 at 10:26 pmI think Katie’s dream has turned into a nightmare.
January 22nd, 2008 at 8:19 amParis’ bottom is looking quite tushy. yum.
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:26 pm