Jan
21
2008

Holy Candy TV: Tom Cruise on Tom Cruise, Scientologist & Candy on Candy, Smartassologist

Filed Under: CandyTV, Video Blog

Week of January 21, 2008 highlights: Tom Cruise saves the world; Oprah Winfrey owns the world; Lindsay Lohan works with people who have left this world; and Britney Spears rocks my world.

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  1. Zip says:

    Cool report!!! So it’s Candy Kirby??? Great name!!! The video editing was fantastic…I thought your humor was spot on funny…and your comic timing was fab. The Highschool: The Musical thing with Tom Cruise laughing in the other cilp was a classic–and the being scared sober bit(???)…very funny. Spoiler Alert: I like the touch with the drink.

    Really, Entertainment Tonight, and or, Access Hollywood could really use a report like yours, it would be refreshing to see. Sort of like Andy Rooney…but funny and intelligent, as opposed to Rooney’s dumb, funnyless, borefest of a corporate welfare job showcasing on 60 Minutes each week.

  2. stell says:

    Oooh… I missed the drama prairie dog. So glad he’s back!
    Love your shirt and the whole clip. Once again, well done, Candy!

  3. Jo Jo says:

    I used to think Tom’s grin and eyes were so cute, but now they creep me out. My favorite part was when you were starting to take a drink after looking at Mickey O’Rourke.

  4. Holy Terror says:

    ROTFL @ Britney addiction

    Candy, glad I’m not alone. You have given me the courage to confess my own addiction. It started when she was carted off to the hospital in early January, and now I’m riveted. I’m constantly on x17, Finalpixx, TMZ and (dramatic sigh), WorldofBritney to see the latest news. What can we do, what is the cure, and DID she wear a bra today? Gotta go, I just heard a news clip that Adenoid and Brit were spotted buying kitty litter at Petco!

  5. Javelin says:

    oh my god, Candy you’ve outdone yourself! hilarious. your little pout after being denied the martini was so genuine, as were the tom crusie reactions. I also loved the little burning-building/clutching magazine/shaking your head in confusion and agony montage. I hope Brian Williams picks up the story.

  6. Javelin says:

    oh yeah– and the “Gayle’s Anatomy”– ahahahahaha

  7. Annie says:

    Candy, what’s up with your left breast? It looks huge in that dress.

  8. Vern says:

    Oops! You did it again,
    You made us all laugh,
    with your toxic drink scene!
    Gimme More!

  9. librarian kathleen says:

  10. lili says:

    Laughing from beginning to end!!! The Brit addiction fakommercial was spot on.
    Loving all the sarcasms… keep up the great work!

  11. Mitsu says:

    Hi, my name is Mitsu and I’m a Britneynewsaholic. Candy, thanks so much for sharing your story. I’ve been compulsively following Britney news since last fall, or whenever it was that the “HUH?” video came out. Time becomes such a blur when you’re reading about Britney all day…I spend hours every day on it, and I don’t even have a tv! It’s scary when Britneynewsaholism takes over your life, but with the support of fellow addicts I can learn to take it one day at a time and maybe get my life back.

    Then again, maybe not - I heard she showed up for her depo today using the British accent!

  12. Annie Nonymous says:

    The 2008 VBA goes to Ms. Candace [?] Kirby!
    Audience shrills to a SO

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