Comments on: Holy Candy TV: Tom Cruise on Tom Cruise, Scientologist & Candy on Candy, Smartassologist

By: Annie Nonymous

Annie Nonymous — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:10:50 +0000

The 2008 VBA goes to Ms. Candace [?] Kirby!
Audience shrills to a SO

By: Mitsu

Mitsu — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:23:24 +0000

Hi, my name is Mitsu and I’m a Britneynewsaholic. Candy, thanks so much for sharing your story. I’ve been compulsively following Britney news since last fall, or whenever it was that the “HUH?” video came out. Time becomes such a blur when you’re reading about Britney all day…I spend hours every day on it, and I don’t even have a tv! It’s scary when Britneynewsaholism takes over your life, but with the support of fellow addicts I can learn to take it one day at a time and maybe get my life back.

Then again, maybe not - I heard she showed up for her depo today using the British accent!

By: lili

lili — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:19:22 +0000

Laughing from beginning to end!!! The Brit addiction fakommercial was spot on.
Loving all the sarcasms… keep up the great work!

By: librarian kathleen

librarian kathleen — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 20:36:28 +0000

Perfect.

By: Vern

Vern — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 19:04:04 +0000

Oops! You did it again,
You made us all laugh,
with your toxic drink scene!
Gimme More!

By: Annie

Annie — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 19:01:32 +0000

Candy, what’s up with your left breast? It looks huge in that dress.

By: Javelin

Javelin — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:43:36 +0000

oh yeah– and the “Gayle’s Anatomy”– ahahahahaha

By: Javelin

Javelin — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:42:48 +0000

oh my god, Candy you’ve outdone yourself! hilarious. your little pout after being denied the martini was so genuine, as were the tom crusie reactions. I also loved the little burning-building/clutching magazine/shaking your head in confusion and agony montage. I hope Brian Williams picks up the story.

By: Holy Terror

Holy Terror — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 16:25:26 +0000

ROTFL @ Britney addiction

Candy, glad I’m not alone. You have given me the courage to confess my own addiction. It started when she was carted off to the hospital in early January, and now I’m riveted. I’m constantly on x17, Finalpixx, TMZ and (dramatic sigh), WorldofBritney to see the latest news. What can we do, what is the cure, and DID she wear a bra today? Gotta go, I just heard a news clip that Adenoid and Brit were spotted buying kitty litter at Petco!

By: Jo Jo

Jo Jo — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 15:55:12 +0000

I used to think Tom’s grin and eyes were so cute, but now they creep me out. My favorite part was when you were starting to take a drink after looking at Mickey O’Rourke.