Happy Birthday, DJ Jazzy Jeff!

Jan 22, 2008 | Tags:

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As some of you may know, DJ Jazzy Jeff has been a critical part of the Holy Candy team. We found him performing on Third Street Promenade, next to the psychic cat, about four months ago, and immediately employed him to work as a Holy Candy Nipple Censor — and what a fine, thorough job he’s done thus far.

So we would like to wish the Magnificent Jazzy Jeff a very Happy 43rd Birthday! May your parents one day understand, and may you continue to save to the world’s retinas, one Bai Ling nip slip at a time.

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    1. Vern says:

      I bet those BIG glasses help!

    2. scott says:

      err who da other guy? perhaps the first black prez. i thought so.

    3. scott says:

      i meant of the future.

    4. scott says:

      at least hopefully he will keep kickin some alien ass in the movies.

    5. scott says:

      err i meant aliens from outer space.

    6. Zip says:

      I love Jazzy Jeff. He is quite the music producer and very funny on The Flesh Prince Of Bel-Air.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FFrCZNNCeU

    7. vee says:

      HAPY BIRTHDAY JAZZ MAY YOU GET EVERYTHING YOUWANT AND JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE :)

    8. vee says:

      ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY JAZZ AND TELL YOUR HOMEBOY WILL SMITH TO HAVE HIS PEOPLE CALL MY PEOPLE (LOL)

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