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A judge has ruled that child prostitution IS legal, after all!
Despite Charlie Sheen’s efforts to block Denise Richards from pimping out their daughters in her new reality show, a court commissioner has given Denise the greenlight to proceed with her plans. There are unspecified ground rules, a source said, but otherwise Denise was “very happy” with the decision.
Holy Candy’s Top 5 Names for Denise’s new reality show are:
5. Pimping Kids with the Washed-Up Stars
4. Making It Big — With My Husband’s Alimony
3. My Life on the Straight-to-DVD List
2. Starting Over (With My Friend’s Husband)
1. Denise and Charlie: Chaotic
And the kid still isn’t smiling. I like “My Life of the Straight to DVD-List.”
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:14 amSince idea of yet another reality show is borrowed, I’m gonna borrow some other titles:
Intead of “Black like me” how about
Whore like me
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:18 amor
Whore in the city
or
50 ways to mistreat your daughters
or
Whore City
or
I aint callin’ her a golddigger (oh, wait, yes I am)
or
Two and a half brains
or
If I could sing I’d be on American Idol with that other crazy bitch Paula
or…….
Amost forgot my favorite-
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:21 amPARASITE!
Parasite’s gonna be doing cameos… she’ll suck for 30 seconds before they break to commercial.
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:31 amLOVE “My Life on the Straight to DVD List”!! Ha! Blonde and Blonder anyone?? Jessica Simpson should join her on that show!
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:37 amI hate reality shows.
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:39 amSeriously-what could they have her do?
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:40 amMaybe she could “befriend” the Cruises and “steal” tommmy away.
or be the one mom in the daddy & me playgroup wearing pasties and a thong!
Vern,
Gross.
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:13 pmGod this infuriates me. What’s wrong with that judge??
Also, I think Denise and Charlie: Chaotic is definitely the best.
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:15 pmnice, dressing the poor kid in leopard print. how long before denise scores her own paparazzo boyfriend?
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:58 pmhope Denise doesn’t throw any computers off the balcony with her girls underneath
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:52 pmHEY LET ME HAVE MY OWN SHOW WHO DO I NEED TO SLEEP WITH TO GET THIS THING OFF THE GROUND IF SHE’S GETTING A SHOW CANDY I DAMN WELL WANT ONE TOO.
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:34 pmThat little girl looks thrilled at the prospect.
January 24th, 2008 at 10:19 am