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	<title>Comments on: Tom from MySpace Wants to Be More Than a &#8220;Friend&#8221;</title>
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	<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/23/tom-from-myspace-wants-to-be-more-than-a-friend/</link>
	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name.</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:45:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: MMB</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/23/tom-from-myspace-wants-to-be-more-than-a-friend/#comment-7084</link>
		<dc:creator>MMB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>interesting article!  Thanks for posting midevil!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>interesting article!  Thanks for posting midevil!</p>
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		<title>By: Jo Jo</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/23/tom-from-myspace-wants-to-be-more-than-a-friend/#comment-7083</link>
		<dc:creator>Jo Jo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:47:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hef and his oil, total yuck!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hef and his oil, total yuck!</p>
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		<title>By: midevil</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/23/tom-from-myspace-wants-to-be-more-than-a-friend/#comment-7082</link>
		<dc:creator>midevil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 21:02:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hugh Hefner gets laid every night.  Maclean's interviewed a chick who used to be a Playboy Bunny while she was in law school.  She said it was disgusting.  He really really liked oil and each bunny had to be initiated by doing him.  It wasn't much effort, but still...

I think the article is
&lt;a href="http://www.macleans.ca/culture/entertainment/article.jsp?content=20060814_132043_132043" rel="nofollow"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hugh Hefner gets laid every night.  Maclean&#8217;s interviewed a chick who used to be a Playboy Bunny while she was in law school.  She said it was disgusting.  He really really liked oil and each bunny had to be initiated by doing him.  It wasn&#8217;t much effort, but still&#8230;</p>
<p>I think the article is<br />
<a href="http://www.macleans.ca/culture/entertainment/article.jsp?content=20060814_132043_132043" rel="nofollow">here</a></p>
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		<title>By: Javelin</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/23/tom-from-myspace-wants-to-be-more-than-a-friend/#comment-7081</link>
		<dc:creator>Javelin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 20:53:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Cosmo is retarded-- he's not fearless, he uses myspace to take the fear out of life. I miss Jane (magazine)...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cosmo is retarded&#8211; he&#8217;s not fearless, he uses myspace to take the fear out of life. I miss Jane (magazine)&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Paige</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/23/tom-from-myspace-wants-to-be-more-than-a-friend/#comment-7080</link>
		<dc:creator>Paige</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 20:18:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If he's lying about his age, HE obviously cares!  He's insecure and a liar, which is not sexy.

82 year old men are not sexy no matter how much money they have.  I seriously doubt Hugh Hefner is getting any action from any of those girls.  And the more that women are making their own money, the less likely it is that women are going to go looking for sugar daddies like they used to.  Demi Moore has the right idea!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If he&#8217;s lying about his age, HE obviously cares!  He&#8217;s insecure and a liar, which is not sexy.</p>
<p>82 year old men are not sexy no matter how much money they have.  I seriously doubt Hugh Hefner is getting any action from any of those girls.  And the more that women are making their own money, the less likely it is that women are going to go looking for sugar daddies like they used to.  Demi Moore has the right idea!</p>
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		<title>By: scott</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/23/tom-from-myspace-wants-to-be-more-than-a-friend/#comment-7079</link>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 20:05:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The funny thing is a rich guy can be 82 and still get chicks, so does it matter if 32 is the real age?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The funny thing is a rich guy can be 82 and still get chicks, so does it matter if 32 is the real age?</p>
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		<title>By: Paige</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/23/tom-from-myspace-wants-to-be-more-than-a-friend/#comment-7078</link>
		<dc:creator>Paige</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:39:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How long has he been 32?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How long has he been 32?</p>
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		<title>By: helltotheno</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/23/tom-from-myspace-wants-to-be-more-than-a-friend/#comment-7077</link>
		<dc:creator>helltotheno</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:35:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&#62;&#62;Despite Tom’s attractive bank account, I’m afraid I’d have to reply to his advances with: “Thirty-two years old? This error has been forwarded to MySpace’s technical group.”

Ok, that is the funniest thing I've ever read.  I hate Myspace and all their errors!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&gt;&gt;Despite Tom’s attractive bank account, I’m afraid I’d have to reply to his advances with: “Thirty-two years old? This error has been forwarded to MySpace’s technical group.”</p>
<p>Ok, that is the funniest thing I&#8217;ve ever read.  I hate Myspace and all their errors!!</p>
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		<title>By: scott</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/23/tom-from-myspace-wants-to-be-more-than-a-friend/#comment-7076</link>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:33:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Heck! A pot of honey is always better than a pot-o-gold.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Heck! A pot of honey is always better than a pot-o-gold.</p>
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