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…And then Adam returned to filming his new movie about a guy who’s just a big kid at heart, but his immaturity drives his bitchy girlfriend to dump him, so he punches people and yells at them in a silly voice (with Rob Schneider egging him on) — and makes many, many fart jokes, as well as a couple homophobic ones — while somehow landing the sweet girl of his dreams who is ridiculously out of his league.
FADE TO BLACK.
THE END.
I think we would all be happy to never hear about his personal life again. Unfortunately Tom Cruises out-ethics keep causing him to make his personal life everyones business.
So just so everyone knows the rules:
January 24th, 2008 at 2:17 pm - ReplyGood press coverage of personal life = OK
Bad press coverage of personal life = Invasion of Privacy.
ditto what vince said.
and candy-you just summed up about 90% of adam’s movies. i loved happy gilmore but he just does the same old in almost all his comedy movies. big yawn.
January 24th, 2008 at 2:22 pm - Replydear baby jeebus: please let someone do a parody of adam defending tom a la chris crocker defending britters… under a blanket, lots of eyeliner, the whole thing… the jerry o’connell and craig ferguson skits made me laugh, but I think this would be just about fart-inducing… yours: nash
January 24th, 2008 at 2:48 pm - Replyhaha candy… hear that phone ringing? it’s his agent calling to ‘express interest’ in the script you just wrote.
January 24th, 2008 at 3:10 pm - ReplyLOL Javelin
January 24th, 2008 at 3:14 pm - ReplyOh my, the comments above are just hilarious! Keep it up! *falls off chair*
January 24th, 2008 at 4:09 pm - Replyi’m sure there will be many many sequels, with more farts than laughs.
January 24th, 2008 at 6:09 pm - ReplyI just keep thinking of Adam in front of a video camera with a sheet hanging behind him, sobbing and wiping snot off his lip, begging us to “LEAVE TOM ALONE! He’s a HUMAN, you BASTARDS! Just leave him ALONE!!!” *sobsobsniffle*
January 25th, 2008 at 6:50 am - ReplyVince & martini lover are on target.
Let’s try to remember, fondly,
January 25th, 2008 at 3:45 pm - Replythe good old days on SNL,
when Sandler did the original
(and genuinely funny)Hanukkah Song.