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Listen up, Beverly Hills residents. Lock up your children because there’s a predator on the loose. Yes, a predator that’s more dangerous than Andy Dick!
A source tells Us Weekly that a “scantily clad” Britney Spears showed up at a Beverly Hills elementary school, saying she was there to pick up someone else’s kids. She apparently parked her car outside the school and spent 10 minutes smoking cigarettes and talking to herself while she waited for classes to let out.
“She was just rambling and confused,” says the witness, who bravely approached Britney to ask if she was okay. “She said, ‘I’m here to pick up my kids.’ But then she changed her story and said, ‘They aren’t my kids; I have a new attorney, and I came to pick them up for her.’”
Adds the witness, “All I could think was, Who in their right mind would let her pick up their kids?”
As children began to leave for the day, Britney caused a commotion — “It became the talk of the school. Some of the kids were freaked out,” says a school source. So she was directed to a more secure entrance around back.
But before getting into her car and leaving (without any children), she talked to the female witness: “She said, ‘You’re so nice. You should give me your number. I don’t have very many friends.’”
Fingers crossed she wasn’t wearing that shirt. Her bazookas look like they’re about to fire off — and they’re aimed right at the children! If those freaky dancing robots at Chuck E. Cheese don’t give the kids nightmares, this certainly will.
I have no words.
January 24th, 2008 at 10:49 am - ReplyUm, shouldn’t the police have been called if she was trying to “pick up” someone else’s kids without anyone at the school knowing that in advance??
January 24th, 2008 at 10:58 am - ReplyI just don’t want to be subjected to her anymore. At this point, I’m more familiar with her various bits ‘n pieces than my own. And it’s grossing me OUT.
January 24th, 2008 at 11:01 am - ReplyShe. Needs. Help.
January 24th, 2008 at 11:02 am - ReplyI don’t believe this story. I mean, it’s kind of a fun one all things considered, but there are cameras on her at all times. Surely there would be pictures of this.. I mean attempted kidnapping is kind of a big deal.
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January 24th, 2008 at 11:12 am - ReplyI’ve read somewhere that she does get out of house without paps noticing. It has happened before.
January 24th, 2008 at 11:38 am - ReplyYeesh… If it is true, could they not have taken her and done a psychiatric evaluation?
Girl has got to get rid of that shirt–and put something better on, with a bra.
January 24th, 2008 at 11:40 am - ReplyHehehe!! I love what you wrote more than the story itself
January 24th, 2008 at 12:39 pm - ReplyNice hangers
January 24th, 2008 at 12:49 pm - Replymy eyes, my eyes!
January 24th, 2008 at 1:37 pm - ReplyPerhaps she was trying to pick up extra kids to qualify for more of that new tax refund they were talking about on the news today … I actually thought about either getting some kids, pronto, or, filing a return for my cat today to increase my refund as well.
January 24th, 2008 at 5:23 pm - Replybritney still makes me horny in a very profoundly mundane sort of way.
January 24th, 2008 at 5:52 pm - Replybad mommy is an even worse personal hair stylist.
January 24th, 2008 at 5:55 pm - ReplyStill not as weird as when my ex-sister-in-law
came to pick up her kids (she had also lost
custody and was a total bat-shit nut)..
She was wearing only a damask table cloth,
work boots and red lipstick - not on her lips…
yup - she was a meth head…
January 24th, 2008 at 9:14 pm - ReplyLove the bazookas comment! I like how she left
January 24th, 2008 at 9:50 pm - Replyw/o the kids: she fucks up w her kids and every-
one else’s.
I Cant believe she did that! Its SO Funny!!
January 28th, 2008 at 10:55 am - Reply