John Gibson is as Sensitive as He is Handsome

Jan 24, 2008 | Tags:

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Handsome devil John Gibson, of “The John Gibson Show” on Faux Fox News Radio, has upset people with his callous treatment of Heath Ledger’s death, calling him a “weirdo” with a “serious drug problem.”

Playing an audio clip of the now-legendary quote, “I wish I knew how to quit you” from Brokeback Mountain, Gibson quipped, “Well, he found out how to quit you.” Ha! Somebody get this guy a gig at the Comedy Store. Laughing, Gibson then played another clip from Brokeback Mountain in which Heath said, “We’re dead,” followed by his own, mocking “We’re dead” before playing the clip again.

Throughout the show, Gibson continued to bring up Heath’s death, jokingly claiming that current events may have caused him to commit suicide.

Think Progress has the audio, if you care to torture yourself with this pompous fool.

Perhaps I, too, am callous, because I don’t even get worked up by such absurdity. Nay, I won’t allow myself to become incensed because that’s exactly what Gibson wants. Men like Gibson — along with the likes of Bill O’Reilly and Fred Phelps (and Donald Trump) — are simply guys who didn’t get any pussy in high school and college, and are willing to do anything to get attention now.

Well, guess what, guys? Women still don’t want to screw you. The only way those money-grubbing chicks can even bear to get through the act is by fantasizing about men like Heath Ledger.  [*CANDY SLOWLY DISMOUNTS HIGH HORSE*]

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  1. omj says:

    I’m pretty sure Jesus’s message wasn’t Make Fun of all the Unfortuanates While You Can!
    It was something like…. uhm. Stones? Throwing? Sin All you want?
    Aaaah, who the hell knows anymore, it’s all been twisted and perverted by assless fucks like the above smeghead.
    Trust me when I say, I’ll be praying for you… Praying your penis falls of

  2. omj says:

    “OFF”! Damnit! My stupid boss walked by and I accidentally hit “submit” instead of minimize. Grrr. Doesn’t he know how hard is to effectively prentend like you’re working?

  3. Ms. Parker says:

    I feel your pain OMJ…I’ve perfected the Office Space like art of doing dick all while appearing quite busy and productive. In terms of this asshat…well I”ll just add him to my list of right wing dorks I’d love to curb stomp. I think he’s just grouchy b/c the only woman who would sleep with him is Ann Coulter.

  4. Mitsu says:

    “The only way those money-grubbing chicks can even bear to get through the act is by fantasizing about men like Heath Ledger.”

    Perfect! This line is so great it bears repeating. As much as assholes like this infuriate me, it’s reassuring to know that the rest of the world (or much of it anyway) is looking on and laughing.

  5. Javelin says:

    I bet he’s in an airport bathroom right now, dressed as a cowboy. who gives these assholes a microph– oh right, Fox.

  6. martini lover says:

  7. jeanne says:

    Let’s see… beige Brillo pad hair, fake bake, jiggly jowls and a puke green tie… oh YEAH, baby - sign me up!

    As my mom wisely told me when I was five years old: Honey, some people would rather be hated than ignored.

    How about we all ignore him?

  8. PursedLips says:

    I’d love to ignore him, but it’s hard to ignore eye-candy like that! YUM! (*puke*)

  9. midevil says:

    I bet Donald Frump’s wifey imagines she’s doing Lenny Kravitz–at least, that’s who I’d be dreaming about if I was stuck with that bag of sag.

  10. scott says:

    nice tie! you gals could take him home to mama!

  11. scott says:

    i hate seeing myself in a webcam today, i look like that comedian george. no not the prez. lol

  12. scott says:

    i was reading the word pussy you wrote and then magically i was whisked away to a throw-up ad, err popup, but i’ll be ok, even after being reminded what it was like to get no pussy and where puke ties.

  13. scott says:

    i mean wear. the drive thru flu got me down, but i’m sure i’ll be back up again.

  14. Sara says:

    Good burn Candy! Love you.

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