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Nicolas Cage is foaming at the veneers over Kathleen Turner’s allegations that he was busted twice for DUI and once for stealing a dog. As you may remember, she wrote in her new book, “He’d come across a Chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket.”
In response, Nic issued the following statement:
“I have never been arrested for anything in my life, nor have I stolen a dog. I am reaching out to my fans — many of whom are children — so they know that I do not condone drunk driving or theft. The reason why you’ve never seen a mug shot of me is because it does not exist.”
Um, the only child that’s a fan of Nicolas’ is his wife.
Keep on keeping it real, most excellent Candy.
January 25th, 2008 at 2:22 pm - ReplyOh my. Another possibility for
January 25th, 2008 at 3:28 pm - ReplyCelebrity Steel “Cage” Match!
That would be fun to watch…
January 25th, 2008 at 5:33 pm - ReplyWas it a talking chihuahua? If so, it could be a witness against him.
January 26th, 2008 at 5:50 am - Replynic cage, like me, is a handsome, slim dude. she is just jealous and needs to shed some weight.
January 26th, 2008 at 5:53 am - Reply“like me”
LOL
January 26th, 2008 at 6:35 am - ReplyWell, nick’s slim anyway…;)
January 26th, 2008 at 8:53 am - ReplyShe was gorgeous back in the day. I like him in his movies. Too bad they can’t be friends, like maybe, they could star in a movie about neighbours who hate each other or something.
January 26th, 2008 at 11:38 am - Replynicolas cage handsome? he may be many things-like hairy and big toothed-but “handsome” is not on that list. i doubt kathleen gives a shit what he looks like. he sounds like a neurotic loser.
that said, i agree with midevil. i would watch that movie.
January 26th, 2008 at 12:57 pm - ReplyHaha, martini lover. He is an awful awful actor. Anyone with a boyfriend who likes “The Rock”, “Wicker Man”, or other such analogs will agree.
January 26th, 2008 at 9:35 pm - Reply