What I Learned on E! Entertainment’s SAG Awards Pre-Show

Jan 27, 2008 | Tags: ,

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1. Stars — they’re just as uncoordinated as us! Yes, I yelped with glee when Angelina Jolie tripped on the red carpet. I’m simple like that. Also, she’s totally pregnant.

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2. Ryan Gosling’s mother never taught him it’s rude to chew gum during a red carpet interview with Giuliana DePandi . Or that, contrary to what the early ’90s taught us, plaid is not always our friend.

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3. Debbie Matenopoulos is capable of performing miracles: She made me miss Ryan Seacrest. Also, I fear her hand may need to be surgically removed from her hip.

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  1. Happy Go Lucky says:

    Great! Just what we need–more blobs :-\
    Though I was surprised to actually see angie
    smiling.

  2. librarian kathleen says:

    On Angie: given her usual tendency to
    wear body skimming gowns to these
    events…it’s hard not to conclude
    that there may be a new addition to the
    Brangelina Brood.

  3. Mateo says:

    Angelina looks like a hot mess. I wouldn’t scrub my floor with that dress. I don’t even understand it. But, Candy, perhaps you can relax about Ryan’s plaid. I think it kind of works. Kind of. However: 1982 called. It wants its watch back…

  4. scott says:

    Hey, she looks great!

  5. Jenn F. says:

    I think Angelina’s dress is gorgeous. Very earthy and very swishy at the same time.

  6. Mateo says:

    Seriously. If you could afford any kind of wardrobe and you have the finest of accessories (Brad), you would wear that curtain in public? I can only hope the answer is “no”. Fug.

  7. Zip says:

    Debbie is married to some rich guy now.

  8. Zip says:

    But I don’t see a wedding ring on her hand??? Are they divorced???

  9. I'm over it says:

    I can’t help but feel sorry for the people that think Angelina looked good. Haha- her dress looks ‘very earthy’?.. that’s great.. ‘earthy’ and ’swishy’ are probably the exact look she was going for when she tried that dress on. After all, that is how she looks right?? More like she’s preggers- and she found the nearest bed sheets she could to wrap around her bump and cover her in time for the show.
    The dress she wore was absolutely HIDEOUS. COMPLETE CRAP- and this is supposed to be the ’sexiest woman alive’.. she definitely didn’t get my vote on that one. Angelina is old news. Her style sucks. Her hair and make up was boring.
    And Brad is starting to look incredibly old. Time is a bitch, eh Brad?
    Makes me wonder what all the buzz is about them in the first place… what a boring pair. ANGIE NEEDS TO GET OVER HERSELF….

  10. Mateo says:

    “I’m Over It” is the voice of reason…

  11. Zip says:

    Brad is older than you think. During an interview with Mart Hart from Entertainment Tonight…Kristen Dunst, who was 12 years old at the time, said that they, the cast and crew, celebrated Brad Pitt’s 37th Birthday on the set of Interview With A Vampire. After a pregnant pause, she pulled back in her chair, covering her mouth with her hands. Appearing nervous, she spoke again, saying, “Oops, I wasn’t supposed to say that” and Mary Hart, attempting to calm her down…said “Don’t worry about it, I’m sure Brad won’t mind”.

    Now…that was shortly before the film came out, so you can add-up the years that have gone by since then…and calculate Brad Pitt’s real age. That said, everybody gets old, so embrace it. It’s not ugly…it is just a natural part of life, one which the media attempts to sell to us as being offensive, and hence, most people in society adopt that very viewpoint via peer pressure–a group mind rebuke of aging that assumes such attitudes, are the correct attitudes to accept, project and to forward as the prevailing paradigm for all of us to live by.

  12. midevil says:

    I don’t think Brangelina care what people think of her dress–she’s giving a who-cares-carefree attitude. Hollyrude couples certainly do become boring when they aren’t free basing in the public eye or dropping down dead drunk in a limo. The only dress out of the whole bunch I took a liking to was Marcia Cross’s.

  13. Jane says:

    The only two worth mentioning of gorgeousness
    and talent are Cate Blanchett and Michelle
    Pfeiffer. Stunning without even trying. :)

  14. scott says:

    Brad Pitt is hot, and I’m not even gay. Well, you know dudes all wish we could get chicks the way he did… One more thing, he’s a great actor!!!

    The age thing, yeah my number just went up, as of today. I’m listening to rock music and partying right now, with coffee. haha

  15. Anonymous830426 says:

    Of course she is pregnant! Look at that Beautifull glow! Due to the smile I’m guessing second trimester. I sure as hell was not in no type of smiling mood in the first or third! Way to go Angelina, you got another blob (or 2)on the way to feel doisconnected from until they are able to form personalities.

    Now she would have no reason to call her natural children outcasts as she would now have more then one “white” baby.
    I have a love hate with Miss Jolie. She has done so much for humanitarian causes yet she is very nasty with Shiloh! I am a mother of a gorgeous newborn. (Mixed asian and white.) He is absolutly stunning. Can not go anywhere with out some one stopping and telling me how “Lucky” I am.

    With a gorgeous baby as hers, how could she feel the way she does to her own? If Shiloh was mine, I’d be sure to make that girl giggle from me nibbling on those hands and feet…. Oooo baby toes!

    On a last note. Id like to ask a question. I have a girl crush on Janeane garofalo. How has she not been graced on holycandy?

  16. Javelin says:

    angelina tripped? hehehe.
    I like her in that dress, she looks like a glamourous pheasant hunter.

  17. I'm over it says:

    I don’t have anything against “aging” in general- or older people, to a certain degree we all are aging every day- but for the most part with genetics aside, we have the ability to choose how we age (ie naturally via- exercising, eating healthy, taking care of our bodies and our skin- like not getting sun damage, and for many they go the not- so natural route via- botox etc.) and most likely other than the fact that he’s not 20 anymore.. Brad’s old age signs are appearing cause he’s been smoking for more than half of his life.
    As we all know by now that smoking accelerates the aging process of our skin- contributing to wrinkles (by causing narrowing of the blood vessels in the outermost layers of your skin). So perhaps if he had of considered laying off the cigs about 20 years ago- he might have be in a different situation than the one he’s in today. There are plenty of men that are older than Brad and around his age who still manage to create a sense of wonder about them, and still have a certain charisma that a lot of women love.. But obviously he isn’t loosing any sleep over any of this. After all, he’s apparently got the sexiest woman alive (according to some) ready and willing to pop out however many kids he wants right??
    And regardless of how much these celebs choose to be in the public eye- they are boring in general, because after the glitz and the glamor and the award show is over- they all go back home: take off their make up and rented jewelery, take off their luxurious attire, and go back to being parents or for some of them sucking at making movies.
    They go back to being boring, ugly, regular, normal, non- exciting people. So do I understand the big fuss over this pair? No. There are so many great humanitarians around the world that don’t get the recognition they get. They are not the first couple in the entire world to adopt children outside the US- I know, shocking right??, nor are they in my opinion the *BEST* actors in the entire world. That’s great if they’ve had long careers or make tons of money!! BIG DEAL, they need to get over themselves. And the rest of the world needs to get over them too.

  18. bluehawaii says:

    My favorite part of the SAG awards was Charles Durning (WHO KNEW he was a celebrated WWII vet?) and Mickey Rooney.

    Couldn’t help but smile watching those 2 old timers.

  19. bluehawaii says:

    Daniel Day L. kinda’ got poetic about Heath. Could hear a pin drop in the room. Nice.

  20. Jo Jo says:

    I think Angie and Brad both look gorgeous and happy.

  21. Zip says:

    Happy Birhtday Scott!!! This time I got you on the day!!!

  22. Zip says:

    That’s Happy Birthday Scott…but you get it!!!

  23. Jenn F. says:

    I’m over it, there’s no need to “feel sorry” for those of us that think she looks nice. We’re all entitled to our own opinions.

    Zip, they were never married.

  24. I'm over it says:

    Thank you for pointing out to me how there is “no need” to feel sorry for people like yourself. The point is, she has looked better.. the dress she wore definitely didn’t hit the mark. Whether she is in fact pregnant, or whether she just wanted to stir up some controversy to get people talking about how she *might be pregnant again, your entitled to your opinion, just as I am entitled to feeling sorry for the general population that look up to these two like they are God. Therefore, I am permitted to feel sorry for anyone who thinks she looked good. Thanks for the incredibly valid statement, though. It was much appreciated.

  25. Jenn F. says:

    Holy crap, just because someone thinks a dress looks nice doesn’t mean they “look up to these two like they are God”. I’ve never been an Angelina fan, for countless reasons. I just happened to think the dress was pretty interesting. Not something I would wear personally, but it worked with her colouring.

    There’s just no need to show such animosity towards people that share a different opinion to your own. My comments were in regards to the dress, not the person wearing it.

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