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Former Destiny’s Child singer Kelly Rowland is thinking:
1. This is the last time I shop at House of Dereon.
2. I feel like I forgot something. Locked the door…? Check. Trashed Dreamgirls DVD basket Beyoncé sent me for Christmas…? Check. Put on pants…? Uh-oh.
3. When the hell will people stop calling me “former Destiny’s Child singer”? Beyoncé doesn’t have to put up with that crap.
4. Okay, this is usually the part where my teeth fall out and Richard Simmons enters the stage on a pink elephant. Oh, please let this be a dream. Richard…?!
5. None of the above. Kelly is thinking _____________.
“I really wish I was that other girl from Destiny’s child right now”.. (what was her name again.. michelle something??)
January 28th, 2008 at 3:34 pmEr…uff…uh, please, start that
January 28th, 2008 at 3:57 pmKaraoke machine AGAIN, if you don’t
f***in* mind!
Why did I let that Spears chick dress me???
January 28th, 2008 at 5:01 pm“Uhhh. I can’t feel my feet or my ass.”
January 28th, 2008 at 5:18 pmHow long ’til I can get this sausage skin off?
January 28th, 2008 at 5:20 pmIf this outfit doesn’t jump start my career, at
January 28th, 2008 at 5:35 pmleast the stalkerazzi will show me some love
hey y’all, since that beyonce girl up and left destiny’s child- i thought it was time i took my career into my own hands. i’m tired of that bitch always stealin the spotlight, y’all know i was the best singer in that group, and the best lookin. i’mma show her. so, with the help of my new stylist, i’ve got a s-l-a-m-m-i-n new look and i’ve got a new cd that’s gone put that beyonce to shame. y’all be saying beyonce who? and now i’mma sing y’all my new song: under my um-brella, ella, ella.. eh eh… how does the rest go? damn.. i need some more practice.. ohh well, where is jay- z, he’s supposed to rap on my track? what? he’s with beyonce? that chick always has to steal the spotlight from me. what? i wrote that song myself. rihanna who? i’ve never heard of this rihanna chick, and to prove it i’ll sing y’all my second single off my new album. SOS please someone help me… it’s not healthy…
January 28th, 2008 at 6:48 pmIt’s Number 2!!!
January 28th, 2008 at 10:15 pmMy camel toe is starting to itch…
January 28th, 2008 at 11:42 pmI’m told in bikini competitions, shemales tape it down. That doesn’t have anything to do with this post, just thought that was interesting. lol
January 29th, 2008 at 1:35 amI bet Beyonce doesn’t have to do no shit like this!
January 29th, 2008 at 10:56 am