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	<title>Comments on: Pop Quiz:  Kelly Rowland</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name.</description>
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		<title>By: Deezee</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/28/pop-quiz-kelly-rowland/comment-page-1/#comment-7399</link>
		<dc:creator>Deezee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:56:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I bet Beyonce doesn't have to do no shit like this!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I bet Beyonce doesn&#8217;t have to do no shit like this!</p>
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		<title>By: scott</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/28/pop-quiz-kelly-rowland/comment-page-1/#comment-7398</link>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:35:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm told in bikini competitions, shemales tape it down.  That doesn't have anything to do with this post, just thought that was interesting.  lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m told in bikini competitions, shemales tape it down.  That doesn&#8217;t have anything to do with this post, just thought that was interesting.  lol</p>
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		<title>By: Sara</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/28/pop-quiz-kelly-rowland/comment-page-1/#comment-7396</link>
		<dc:creator>Sara</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 07:42:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My camel toe is starting to itch...</description>
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		<title>By: Zip</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/28/pop-quiz-kelly-rowland/comment-page-1/#comment-7389</link>
		<dc:creator>Zip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 06:15:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It's Number 2!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s Number 2!!!</p>
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		<title>By: @@@@</title>
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		<dc:creator>@@@@</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:48:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hey y'all, since that beyonce girl up and left destiny's child- i thought it was time i took my career into my own hands. i'm tired of that bitch always stealin the spotlight, y'all know i was the best singer in that group, and the best lookin. i'mma show her. so, with the help of my new stylist, i've got a s-l-a-m-m-i-n new look and i've got a new cd that's gone put that beyonce to shame. y'all be saying beyonce who? and now i'mma  sing y'all my new song: under my um-brella, ella, ella.. eh eh... how does the rest go? damn.. i need some more practice.. ohh well, where is jay- z, he's supposed to rap on my track? what? he's with beyonce? that chick always has to steal the spotlight from me. what? i wrote that song myself. rihanna who? i've never heard of this rihanna chick, and to prove it i'll sing y'all my second single off my new album. SOS please someone help me... it's not healthy...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hey y&#8217;all, since that beyonce girl up and left destiny&#8217;s child- i thought it was time i took my career into my own hands. i&#8217;m tired of that bitch always stealin the spotlight, y&#8217;all know i was the best singer in that group, and the best lookin. i&#8217;mma show her. so, with the help of my new stylist, i&#8217;ve got a s-l-a-m-m-i-n new look and i&#8217;ve got a new cd that&#8217;s gone put that beyonce to shame. y&#8217;all be saying beyonce who? and now i&#8217;mma  sing y&#8217;all my new song: under my um-brella, ella, ella.. eh eh&#8230; how does the rest go? damn.. i need some more practice.. ohh well, where is jay- z, he&#8217;s supposed to rap on my track? what? he&#8217;s with beyonce? that chick always has to steal the spotlight from me. what? i wrote that song myself. rihanna who? i&#8217;ve never heard of this rihanna chick, and to prove it i&#8217;ll sing y&#8217;all my second single off my new album. SOS please someone help me&#8230; it&#8217;s not healthy&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Happy Go Lucky</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/28/pop-quiz-kelly-rowland/comment-page-1/#comment-7395</link>
		<dc:creator>Happy Go Lucky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:35:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If this outfit doesn't jump start my career, at
least the stalkerazzi will show me some love</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If this outfit doesn&#8217;t jump start my career, at<br />
least the stalkerazzi will show me some love</p>
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		<title>By: Jo Jo</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/28/pop-quiz-kelly-rowland/comment-page-1/#comment-7394</link>
		<dc:creator>Jo Jo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:20:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How long 'til I can get this sausage skin off?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How long &#8217;til I can get this sausage skin off?</p>
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		<title>By: bluehawaii</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/28/pop-quiz-kelly-rowland/comment-page-1/#comment-7393</link>
		<dc:creator>bluehawaii</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:18:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Uhhh.  I can't feel my feet or my ass."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Uhhh.  I can&#8217;t feel my feet or my ass.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Julie</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/28/pop-quiz-kelly-rowland/comment-page-1/#comment-7392</link>
		<dc:creator>Julie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why did I let that Spears chick dress me???</description>
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		<title>By: librarian kathleen</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/01/28/pop-quiz-kelly-rowland/comment-page-1/#comment-7391</link>
		<dc:creator>librarian kathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Er...uff...uh, please, start that
Karaoke machine AGAIN, if you don't
f***in* mind!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Er&#8230;uff&#8230;uh, please, start that<br />
Karaoke machine AGAIN, if you don&#8217;t<br />
f***in* mind!</p>
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