Contraception use may not be too popular in Hollywood these days, but it is on the rise in overpopulated China. In fact, a Chinese condom manufacturer is using David Beckham’s name to promote its jimmy hats without Becks’ permission — and, not surprisingly, it is now the best-selling condom brand in China.
Only Holy Candy has an exclusive look at these alluring Beckham-branded prophylactics:
Very rough English translation of ad copy:
Do you want to score sexy little hooker wife like David Beckham? Then slip into BECKS — just like Tom Cruise want to do! Make the long love to sexy hooker lady with confidence. Guaranteed to protect wang from the baby and the Gonorrhea. Just score all night long like David Beckham score on field when he actually play in game once a year.
So buy your BECKS condom today. We promise you sweat even harder than a twelve-year-old making Kathie Lee blouses in Zhongshan City!
BECKS graphic by Gallery of the Absurd. Translation by Linguist Candy, whose Mandarin is admittedly spotty.
Yis! Wonderful work, Candy-14!
January 29th, 2008 at 5:46 amThat is freaking hilarious. “Long Love”. Score sexy little hooker wife! Aaaaahahahahahahaaa!!!
January 29th, 2008 at 6:59 amCandy I read the link re: workers in that factory in China. That is disgusting, do you have any further information? I am horrified!
January 29th, 2008 at 7:12 amI wonder if they have a Paris Hilton female condom… maybe it says, “use condom if no want big-foot baby”
ps. bone it like beckham– hahaha
January 29th, 2008 at 9:35 amSara- the Kathy Gifford sweat shop is old news - almost 10 years. The expose of her clothing and the manufacturers brought conditions to the forefront - I think we all suspected - go to nlcnet.org for info on the garment industry and what can be done and what is happening - the good and the bad.
January 29th, 2008 at 11:50 amAll that said - this is very funny Candy and 14
Tigers and dragons and Becks: oh my!
January 29th, 2008 at 3:33 pmHaha “Now with less lead and toxins”
January 30th, 2008 at 7:59 pmCandy: sterling work; Javelin: “bone it like Beckham” = hilarious. That fetching Tiger stole may actually belong to Becks; this is based on the Trumpesque “taste” I saw when they graciously showed off their nouveau-riche home to Hello magazine a few years back.
February 6th, 2008 at 11:36 pm