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Lindsay Lohan is — shocker! — returning to her old ways, having reportedly “knocked back at least two” vodka cocktails Friday night at the Beatrice Inn in NYC.
Lilo downed the drinks while partying with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos and MTV reality “star” Brody Jenner, sources tell Rush & Molloy. And she later got pissed at the paparazzi because she didn’t want to be photographed with Brody, who’s apparently her boyfriend du jour. Can’t blame her. I wouldn’t want to be seen with him either.
“Lindsay is learning how to work through her addictions and, once in a while, she chooses to have a cocktail,” says a friend, attempting to explain. “People overexaggerate her behavior when in fact on Friday night, many people commented to her on how composed she was.”
Yes, people, stop OVERexaggerating about Lindsay “working through” her substance abuse issues with the help of a little Grey Goose. Geesh. Lindsay wants you to underexaggerate and be fully adequite!
Of course you can’t expect her to go it alone. Who else can you turn to to help you through your problems when you have wacko parents like hers? Sometimes all you need is a little liquid comfort and encouragement, the type that you can only find at the bottom of a vodka bottle.
January 29th, 2008 at 3:37 pm - ReplySo what, if she takes a few swigs from a champagne bottle around New Years, or downs a few cocktails on a Friday night, and enjoys a few lines of cocaine throughout the work week (I wouldn’t put it past her).. Lindsay is a talented actress.. well actually never mind scratch that, it’s not like she has spent almost half a million dollars on three previously failed attempts at rehab thus far, well actually forget about that too.. She’s a great person and spends a lot of her time doing humanitarian work and.. well wait a minute.. forget that as well…
What I’m trying to say is, drugs or no drugs, booze or no booze, Lindsay Lohan will always be remembered for being a huge WHORE. There, I said it!! And thank God, there is no rehab for being a whore. So we can all look forward to a future where Lindsay Lohan continues to hook up with old perverted men, sleep with everyone she meets, and the many stories from young men who’s she’s screwed in rehab that sell her out in the pages of a magazine all for pocket change.
And one more thing Lindsay, my grandmother just called… she’d like her stockings and her shoes back please.. and her hat and her coat… Well actually never mind, she said you couldn’t pay her all the money you would typically spend on a night out snorting cocaine to wear that outfit, EVER. PEACE.
That coke-whore Barbie hair has got to go.
January 29th, 2008 at 4:06 pm - ReplyI didn’t know having two drinks on a Friday night was that horrible! I’m so going to hell for the eight or nine I had last weekend….
January 29th, 2008 at 10:15 pm - ReplyWere you in rehab for drug and alcohol addiction Jenny? If not I don’t think you understand.
January 29th, 2008 at 10:19 pm - ReplyYou can’t quit doing coke and drink. For coke heads, drinking just makes you want to do a line.
January 30th, 2008 at 9:26 am - ReplyI know from personal experience.
Drinking and coking go hand in hand.
January 30th, 2008 at 9:27 am - Replythank god she’s heading back down the slippery slope. She’s much better copy as a drunk/druggie.
January 30th, 2008 at 11:40 am - ReplyIf you have as a severe an alchol problem as her, you cannot just have a couple drinks, because it just leads back down to full blown alcholism. This is something that she must have learned in rehab. It sounds like her publicist is an enabler to me! I don’t think she’ll ever change, she seems like a determined, hardcore alcoholic, drug addict and sex addict!
February 4th, 2008 at 2:17 am - Reply