It’s all about how the news relates to me today…
Mariah Carey’s dog has a better wardrobe than I do. [Ayyyy!]
Jennifer Garner’s dog has a more adventurous sex drive than I do. [Celebrity Smack]
Gwen Stefani will soon have two more kids than I do. [POTP]
Rihanna performs more charity work than I do. [popbytes]
Ali Larter has more chocolate than I do. [Daily Stab]
Paris Hilton has more apparel lines than I do. And bigger feet. [Gabby Babble]
Melanie Griffith has more tattoos than I do. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Leah Remini knows more crazy Scientology slang than I do. [Geno]
I like Gwen n all (kinda, when she’s not being
January 29th, 2008 at 8:50 pmsome hollywood hanger-on or acting like her music
is deep and important) but who wears shoes like
that to the park????? I’m just imagining her
heels sinking into the dirt.
Who is the cover photo of? Is that a real baby?
January 29th, 2008 at 9:09 pmSomeone should tell Gwen that geese bite. And chase. Geese are very dangerous. I’ve been chased by a goose. I know. It was very unnerving. So now I stick to Grey Goose…
January 29th, 2008 at 9:14 pmMiley Cyrus is holding a baby at Georgetown University Medical Center and Children’s Hospital.
January 29th, 2008 at 9:20 pm*laughing @ Mateo*
You’re right. They’re vicious! You don’t want to piss off a goose.
January 30th, 2008 at 10:09 am