Celebrity Most Likely to Have…

Jan 30, 2008 |

Holy Candy is taking a different twist on those high school yearbook predictions about which of your classmates were “Most Likely To Succeed” — and honoring celebrities for behavior they likely exhibited before they were famous. That’s right: recognition of past accomplishments, rather than future ones.

Congratulations to Mike Tyson for being the eighth “Most Likely to Have…” honoree!

MOST LIKELY TO HAVE ATTEMPTED A CLITORODECTOMY ON HIS CABBAGE PATCH DOLL, ALANIS BEATRIZ TYSON, AFTER HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL PRACTICE

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jewed says:

You one sick bitch,ya know that? Love it!
January 30th, 2008 at 4:52 pm - Reply
martini lover says:

i bet he still has that doll.
January 30th, 2008 at 4:59 pm - Reply
Candy says:

Awww, jewed, you flatter me so!
January 30th, 2008 at 5:04 pm - Reply
Sister Pearl says:

Is it just me or does Mike look like a Klingon?
January 30th, 2008 at 7:47 pm - Reply
midevil says:

The sight of that man’s hand makes me shudder.
January 30th, 2008 at 7:54 pm - Reply

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