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My cat won't stop using the dresser as his personal scratching post. Karma's biting me in the ass from the Cattail-Pulling Incident of 1979. 1 hr ago



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Degree of difficulty, ahem… rises in the ring toss competition.
January 30th, 2008 at 6:52 pmYou’re best bet is to simply ask LiLo how much fun they are–I’m sure she’s tried every brand out there, and more than once or 300 times.
January 30th, 2008 at 7:53 pmNext they’ll have vibrating tongue rings!!!
January 30th, 2008 at 11:30 pmThey’d make cute earrings!
January 31st, 2008 at 5:53 amWhere the hell is Vern?
January 31st, 2008 at 6:55 amJenn F., that’s what I’ve been wondering to. I hope all is ok in Vern land.
January 31st, 2008 at 7:28 amHow bad are you in bed if you need something to make you schlong move?
January 31st, 2008 at 8:50 amMaybe it’s for those ladies, like say Paris Hilton, who are, shall we say, a bit more cavernous than others?
January 31st, 2008 at 8:58 amOMJ,
Ahem, introducing the new JackHammer Trojan, with 3 inch wide ribs…
January 31st, 2008 at 9:00 am*lol @ omj & mid*
January 31st, 2008 at 9:13 amI hope I don’t have nightmares tonight about working on a vaginal construction site, getting lost in bog at the center of it.
January 31st, 2008 at 9:16 amMid- for that really “special” someone…
January 31st, 2008 at 1:19 pmI’m just hoping my recurring nightmare of parking teeny tiny clown cars in an airport hangar doesn’t haunt me tonight.
January 31st, 2008 at 1:20 pm*pisses pants*
January 31st, 2008 at 2:01 pmLOL
January 31st, 2008 at 2:22 pmI like the tongue ring idea!
January 31st, 2008 at 7:39 pmI like how you don’t miss me until it gets REALLY gamey! I had some family stuff, and I’m scared to say you all are so much saner-it’s nice to be back!
January 31st, 2008 at 11:29 pmYeah, um, we’ve been wondering where you were, Vern. Next time, please let us know in advance. Family Smamily, you still have a responsibility here, eh! Sheeesh.
February 1st, 2008 at 3:53 amdog collars for one of Paris’s minuscule mutts.
February 1st, 2008 at 9:16 amOH! That poor little doggy!
February 1st, 2008 at 11:44 am