Things That Make You Go, “Ooohhh!”

Jan 30, 2008 | Tags:

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  1. scott says:

    Degree of difficulty, ahem… rises in the ring toss competition.

  2. midevil says:

    You’re best bet is to simply ask LiLo how much fun they are–I’m sure she’s tried every brand out there, and more than once or 300 times.

  3. Zip says:

    Next they’ll have vibrating tongue rings!!!

  4. Bee Hind says:

    They’d make cute earrings!

  5. Jenn F. says:

    Where the hell is Vern?

  6. midevil says:

    Jenn F., that’s what I’ve been wondering to. I hope all is ok in Vern land.

  7. Ron says:

    How bad are you in bed if you need something to make you schlong move?

  8. omj says:

    Maybe it’s for those ladies, like say Paris Hilton, who are, shall we say, a bit more cavernous than others?

  9. midevil says:

    OMJ,

    Ahem, introducing the new JackHammer Trojan, with 3 inch wide ribs…

  10. Jenn F. says:

  11. midevil says:

    I hope I don’t have nightmares tonight about working on a vaginal construction site, getting lost in bog at the center of it.

  12. omj says:

    Mid- for that really “special” someone…

  13. omj says:

    I’m just hoping my recurring nightmare of parking teeny tiny clown cars in an airport hangar doesn’t haunt me tonight.

  14. midevil says:

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  16. Sarasmiles says:

    I like the tongue ring idea!

  17. Vern says:

    I like how you don’t miss me until it gets REALLY gamey! I had some family stuff, and I’m scared to say you all are so much saner-it’s nice to be back!

  18. midevil says:

    Yeah, um, we’ve been wondering where you were, Vern. Next time, please let us know in advance. Family Smamily, you still have a responsibility here, eh! Sheeesh.

  19. kali says:

    dog collars for one of Paris’s minuscule mutts.

  20. Vern says:

    OH! That poor little doggy!

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