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Kat(i)e Holmes may need to be reprogrammed, because she’s reportedly expressing– GASP! — unhappiness about the embarrassing publicity surrounding hubby Tom Cruise’s Scientology recruitment video.
Kat(i)e even stormed out of a Scientology crisis meeting with Tom, “furious” about the leaked video. As you may remember, the video features Tom saying a number of totally normal things, such as claiming that members of his religion are “the only ones who can really help” accident victims and that he has “to get those spectators either in the playing field or out of the arena.” *GULP*
Kat(i)e is also said to be humiliated that she got panned for her performance in Mad Money — which Tom told her to do instead of Dark Knight.
Uh-oh. Dissonance is not allowed in the Cruise compound. Somebody’s gonna get a spanking tonight! “Who’s my bad little SP?” “…Oh, Jesus Cruise! I’m your bad little SP!”
What is the quickest way to get out of paying child support and alimony?
January 31st, 2008 at 1:16 pm - Reply“Someone” is gonna be found in a ditch soon if “someone” doesn’t keep her trap shut….
ohhh candy, that last line made me laugh and want to throw up at the same time! That household must be itching with pent-up rage, after all, everybody constantly pokes fun at both of them, and the fact that they pretend we don’t makes it even funnier. I think she’ll crack when movie reviews start referring to her as “Crazy Cruise’s wife”.
January 31st, 2008 at 1:26 pm - ReplyEverybody just needs to Leave Jesus Cruise’s Bride Alone! Leave Katie alone!
January 31st, 2008 at 1:57 pm - ReplyShe was all smiles when he was jumping on Oprah’s couch.
January 31st, 2008 at 3:51 pm - ReplyGuess it’s not so funny anymore.
Is that outfit what Scientology nuns
January 31st, 2008 at 3:53 pm - Replywear?
Maybe that black scrub shirt she’s wearing is attracting too much sun and it’s short-circuiting her wires…”Need…..Jackie O…..sunglasses….”
January 31st, 2008 at 4:29 pm - ReplyOh my gosh, I’m being Zwink-ied to death. It keeps hijacking the page! Help Candy!
January 31st, 2008 at 6:20 pm - ReplyShe looks scary crazy.
January 31st, 2008 at 6:42 pm - ReplyDid they officially prove that she didn’t really run the marathon, or did the “Firm” cover that up?
January 31st, 2008 at 11:33 pm - ReplyThe Dark Side of Jackie O.
February 1st, 2008 at 3:46 am - Replyresistance is futile
February 3rd, 2008 at 4:34 pm - Reply