Oh, Susan

Jan 31, 2008 | Tags: ,

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You are such a sexy bitch. But why must you break my heart with those Easy Spirit pumps — from the Ibiza collection, I believe?

Comfort-schcomfort! Or something like that.

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  1. OMG who dressed her!!! What a turn off. She suddenly has old lady shoes WITH support wedges.

  2. Lord Plug says:

    Lord Plug
    invites you sexy little lovely to his parlour.
    upon my soul? what do have in mind!

  3. bluehawaii says:

    ^
    sounds like “the Continental” from Saturday Night Live. …Christopher Walken w/a two way mirror.

    hehe

  4. midevil says:

    Am I the only one who finds Christopher Walken sexy or what? *rowr*

  5. kali says:

    wow, midevil, you’re scaring me. I’ve secretly lusted after Chris Walken ever since seeing him strip so many years ago in “Pennies from Heaven.” There’s nothing like menacing psychosis to get me goin…

  6. MMB says:

    OMG…I can’t believe it…I was the only wierd 12 year old in love with Chris Walken after he was in Madonna’s “Bad Girl” video!!!! I still think he’s hot LOL

  7. Vern says:

    Don’t be haten’ the old lady shoes! I can’t wear heels and have to search creation for the best looking, supportive shoes I can find and trust me, that aint easy (spirit)!
    I’m convinced the uncomfortable shoes is the reason Kim Cattrall didn’t want to do any more SITC!

    P.S. Mid!
    Be careful with the sexy talk-you don’t want to encourage that creepy Lord Plug Unit!

  8. midevil says:

    Mmm, and Christopher Walken in that Sleepy Hollow movie? To. Die. For. Why didn’t he kiss me and make me bleed, huh? Mmm. *purr*

    Oh, Vern, I know how to tune out such noise!

  9. scott says:

    i didn’t notice the shoes, coz look below the waist, like most men.

  10. scott says:

    oops… i mean… i didn’t notice the shoes, coz i didn’t look below the waist, like most men.

  11. Jenn F. says:

    You’re missing half of every woman, Scott.

    And some men would say the best half.

  12. CeeJay says:

    Listen I can sympathize with Susan. She’s 61 after all. I have trouble finding decent shoes because my feet are totaled from too many years of high heels and tight shoes. Give her a break. Although I must say I have found much better looking shoes than those. Give me a call Susan. I’ve found all the tricks for fitting those bunions and bucked toes into comfortable, but cool shoes.

  13. librarian kathleen says:

    Like Susan. Hate the shoes. But
    I forgive her.

    This inadvertent Christopher Walken
    thread is a hoot. I love him too!
    He’s hilarious as the Continental!

    And watch his chicken-with-pears
    video (on http://www.imcooked.com ).
    Priceless.

  14. Sara says:

    Even is she has problems with her feet, she could wear some cute ballet flats or something, at least. Those are hideous grandma shoes, but the rest of her outfit looks hot.

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