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Tyra Banks and half of her studio audience took to the streets of NYC to burn their bras in celebration of the book titled, bOObs: A Guide to Your Girls.
Um, considering my latest Body by Victoria purchase cost $45, I think I’ll just celebrate my “girls” with a glass of wine and handshake. (YES, they have hands — don’t yours?)

















I’m (REALLY)
glad that this isn’t the case,
but why are they burning bras while
still wearing their own??
And does anyone actually watch Tyra’s
February 1st, 2008 at 1:42 pmshow??
Just when I think Tyra can’t get any stooopider (oh yes it IS SO a word) she goes and tops herself! She must be getting a kickback from VS for all the NEW bras these boobs will have to buy.
p.s. Candy
February 1st, 2008 at 1:46 pmMy girls and I love a nice glass of wine also!
*ponies up to the wine barrel lineup*
February 1st, 2008 at 1:54 pmYay Mid!
February 1st, 2008 at 2:00 pmWhat the hell is Tyra wearing under her multitude of layers? A sport bra?
Oh and I’ll take a glass of that too.
February 1st, 2008 at 4:13 pmYep, my bras cost too much to throw into a flaming barrel.
February 1st, 2008 at 4:13 pmSorry Tyra.
here’s hoping that becomes a mass movement.
February 1st, 2008 at 5:02 pmProof that truth is stranger than
February 1st, 2008 at 9:26 pmfiction. You couldn’t make up this
story! (Who would want to?)
Am I the only one who’s named my breasts?
February 1st, 2008 at 9:32 pmSelma and Louise love it when I get all effed up on the vino.
OMJ- you are such a badass! But great idea!
February 2nd, 2008 at 1:45 pmLet’s name celebrity “bits”!
Brit Brit’s tits-
Batshit and Crazy!
VERN!!!! Too good, too good. Batshit and Crazy- couldn’t think of two more fitting names for Britney’s “bits”. Batshit- is just too irrational to be dealt with sanely, and crazy is just in a state of mental disorder!!!!- Poor Britney, no wonder they both refuse the comfort, support, and coverage that wearing a bra can provide. And with all of Brit’s problems- the last thing she should have to worry about is trying to strap those girls in first thing every day.
February 2nd, 2008 at 3:39 pmMaybe they’re burning their cheap bras, because a good one is sure pricey these days.
February 3rd, 2008 at 4:18 pm